I'm a selfish bastard, and wish i didn't get myself into this.

[IronicBeet]

You're the worst person on the face of the Earth!

 

[mariofan1000]

Your worse than Sonic 2006.

 

[Sovvolf]

Your a good lad my friend... I enjoy the thought that went into it. I just used to tell my mum I wasn't going and that's that... that's becus iz samrt lol.

 

[Nanaki316]

Your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberrys.

'Nuff said.

 

[Jharry5]

Tut, tut tut... *shakes head*
For shame!

Your worse than Sonic 2006.

Woah, no need to go to such extremes...

 

[Mandal0re]

tbf using antibiotics too much causes your body to build an immunity to them(ie you should only take them when you really need them) so taking penecilin when your not really that sick is stupid.

also,wheres your mums lie/BS detector? maybe im just a bad liar,but if i was not sick/only a little sick and tried to get a day off of school when i was younger my mum always saw straight through me.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

In short: you're a prick.

Damn right i am...

are... are you getting off to thi- wow.

um... if hitler ate a baby, flicked off christ, shat on his mother, and combined his evilness with that of skeletor, osama bin laden, and Uwe Boll, hed only be half as bad as you.

 

[Ren3004]

Adam, is that you? You lied to me! I dragged you down to the doctor just because you wanted to have some time off!!!!???????

You're a horrible son, this isn't how I raised you! That's it, boy, you're grounded. No videogames for a month! And you're going back to school tomorrow, young man!

 

[Agrael]

What the fuck ? You guys get prescribed with PENICILIN for a SORE THROAT ?

Fucking pussies... walk it off

 

[benbenthegamerman]

YOU MAKE SUPERMAN 64 LOOK LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS

 

[Aesir23]

You're a horrible person who needs to have their head repeatedly dunked into a bucket full of a mixture of Bleach and Hydrochloric Acid.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well... since you asked for it...

YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND UTTER BASTARD! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE!!!

There, feel better now?

 

[KiLl_RoY]

Come on escapist people! give him a break if he was really a selfish bastard he would be making a topic that would say "i`m a selfish bastard and i LIKED getting into this"
I think this escapist fellow just wanted to skip school witch is normal and didnt thought it would get this far.
if i were you, i would go right know and i would tell my mother that im not really sick.

 

[nicholaxxx]

...why do you feel bad?

I honestly do not know anyone THAT honest anymore

*adds to friends list*

and uhm, you are the...cause of world hunger?

YOU MAKE SUPERMAN 64 LOOK LIKE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS

Your worse than Sonic 2006.

He said make him feel like shit, not suicidal.

 

[Spitfire175]

The memory of this will haunt you till the day you die. It will eat away your soul, devour your sanity and destroy your life.

 

[RanD00M]

I hope you rot in a sewer and get raped by a giant land fish.

That help ya?

 

[Lexodus]

If you do this ever again, somebody will hunt you down and jam a swordfish down your urethra (Franklin). Not just the nosey-beaky-thing either; the whole fucking fish.



Good enough?

 

[Sallix]

I would've expected better.