I'm a selfish bastard, and wish i didn't get myself into this.

[Zeldadudes]

Pfft i don't get it.
You didn't give enough back-story as to why you told her you were sick.
I would gladly let my child, if i had any, pretend to be sick to perhaps save the universe.
If you're a lazy fucker then by all means jump off a bridge but at the same time if you were trying to find a better use for penicillin, medical use that is, then by all means...

 

[Lullabye]

See this guy...

pretty cute isnhttp://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.157801?page=2#comment_form't he?

Every time you have done bad thing in your life I've hit him with a baseball bat.

He looks like this now.

I hope you're happy.

Hey! It's ma lunch!

OT: You sir are a disgusting, vile, slightly smelly villain the likes of which can only be compared to......uh...i dunno...some really really mean guy i guess.....
[sub]ima dick too, feel better now?[/sub]

 

[-Orgasmatron-]

You're prentending to be ill? I don't see what the big problem is.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Okay. So you lied to you're parent, big deal. Most people try to be sick to get off work and the fact that you got away with it shouldn't make you feel bad. The fact that when you go back to work or School or whatever, you'll have a lot of work to do should be punishment enough.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Okay, i'm ill. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be.

The truth is, i hugely overreacted to my mother. I said i had a bad throat, (which isn't that bad) we went to the doctor's & i got perscribed with peneccilin, and i got the week off. I feel so selfish and terrible.

Make me feel bad escapist ;(

i guess i cant count the times i did stuff like that. If youre good enough in acting so that you can manipulate the people around you to get what you want its not bad, it makes you what todays society calls a winner.

 

[benbenthegamerman]

Okay, i'm ill. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be.

The truth is, i hugely overreacted to my mother. I said i had a bad throat, (which isn't that bad) we went to the doctor's & i got perscribed with peneccilin, and i got the week off. I feel so selfish and terrible.

Make me feel bad escapist ;(

i guess i cant count the times i did stuff like that. If youre good enough in acting so that you can manipulate the people around you to get what you want its not bad, it makes you what todays society calls a winner.

this theory is also known as 42.

half a cookie for the refference; its not that hard...

 

[Naheal]

Okay, i'm ill. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be.

The truth is, i hugely overreacted to my mother. I said i had a bad throat, (which isn't that bad) we went to the doctor's & i got perscribed with peneccilin, and i got the week off. I feel so selfish and terrible.

Make me feel bad escapist ;(

You're a kind, caring, selfless human being. The sort that would rival Ghandi.

 

[Mr.logic]

just tell the truth..............im serious

 

[Pimppeter2]

You must have quite an idiotic doctor to give you a week off for a not so bad throat

YOUR MUSICS BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

That working for you?

Well at least you'll always have Zoidberg. YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG

 

[Aerodyamic]

Okay, i'm ill. Or at least, that's what it's supposed to be.

The truth is, i hugely overreacted to my mother. I said i had a bad throat, (which isn't that bad) we went to the doctor's & i got perscribed with peneccilin, and i got the week off. I feel so selfish and terrible.

Make me feel bad escapist ;(

Why should I punish you? You've evidently started on a pretty good self-bashup all by your lonesome.

Suffer with your perfidy, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!

 

[C0nn0r666]

you make me sick! i throw up every time i think about what you did

ok i'm done

 

[fulano]

Hm? If you got a week off maybe it was for the best, haven't you thought about that? It's not unheard of for somebody to be feeling fine and then hit a wall some while later. Maybe you being a selfish bastard worked out for you health-wise, this time (though that's no guarentee for the future), even if just by accident.

Who knows best? You, or a doctor who said "take the week off"?

Though it is okay if you want to wallow in self pity, and probably some piss, too; all the cool kids are doing it.

 

[MGlBlaze]

I fail to see the point of such pointless attention-seeking, even if it's seeking bad attention. I don't care what you fake, and neither do any of these other people; they're using the invitation to throw flames at you and the majority are probably like me and don't give a toss about what you do in your personal life that is this trivial.

Get the fuck over yourself.

 

[Vek]

YOu are a good man with happy feelings all of the time, op.

Here is a funneh to make your day less blue.

 

[Puzzles]

You killed santa.

 

[cheese_wizington]

You sir, are a towel.

 

[ButanicXpandA]

You're a lazy ass that needs to harden to fuck up.

Hehe that good enough?

 

[mangus]

YOUR SOUL IS A CAVERN OF LIES.
But seriously faking an illness for a week isn't that bad.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE PERSON BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT OF THAT FIRST!

Alternatively my mom would never over-react like that so it would never happen...

YOU'RE STILL A TERRIBLE PERSON FOR GETTING OUT OF SCHOOL WHILE I HAVE TO COLOUR IN FREAKING SOCIALS!

UGHDASDJASLFASG KLJfjkl;asfjk;ssdjk;lasdj;kasdjk;gasdfhkgfj. *begin mouth frothing*

Carry on.