I'm a thirteen year-old gamer.Don't hate me for it.

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[sub]*Feels IQ falling going down by notches*[/sub]

You mean like that?

Anyways folks look at this grand statement here.

[HEADING=1]AGE=/=MATURITY[/HEADING] I know some great gamers who are younger then me, and act mature. Don't scream, don't act like an idiot, keep your voice down, and if you have a high pitch voice make it a bit of an effort to lower it until you drop and I'll be happy.

Jesus, the god damn screeching... it's like the screams of the living dead...

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

i actually meant experience in life and being able to handle people's arguments better.

Expeince in life has told me experience in life means nothing quite a few 'old' people are unwise. Also the point of an argument is to argue your view which is what we both are doing maybe you should learn to handle other peoples arguments better too, ey?

 

[similar.squirrel]

You shouldn't be playing shooters at that age to begin with. It says so on the box.

Like many here have said, it's not about the age. It's about the maturity. I've been playing M-Rated games since I was 12, and I've always been able to handle them perfectly fine.

But it would appear that most people haven't. Just look at Xbox live.

 

[Rakkana]

]Don't have it sorry. Go get steam! Get the orange box or at minimum TF2. You wont regret it for the rest of your life.

I have steam but I'm not sure how to transfer money onto it. I've been wanting to get it for about... scince it came out.

... Your not really filling me with hope here. I see terrible spelling and a good few arguments going on.
So...
1. Learn how to use spell check.
2. Learn about steam.

We will talk further on that date.

Huh? what? Did I spell anything wrong? Also I asked how I could work steam not for you to tell me to learn it.

Yes. And you've been making spelling mistakes on most of your posts so far. Also "how I could work." Bad grammar. But spelling should defiantly be your first issue. I say this because it's what gets most people annoyed with your age group. Don't give them a reason to get annoyed.

I said learn about steam since its very clear you don't have a clue. Also learning what PayPal is would be your first logical step before that. And before that a credit card.

 

[Les Awesome]

LMAO I'm 14 and basically I really hate playing against other teens online
Thats why I switched to RTS,no teens there =D

 

[chopperman]

its not that I hate you for being retarded at online games I laugh at your tiny attempts to kill me and your cute little excuses to why you got your ass handed to you is delicious to me. What I hate about you little bastards is your high squeaky voices from having no balls and you constantly talking like people actually give a crap about what you have to say because you never shut the hell up

 

[rokkolpo]

i actually meant experience in life and being able to handle people's arguments better.

Expeince in life has told me experience in life means nothing quite a few 'old' people are unwise. Also the point of an argument is to argue your view which is what we both are doing maybe you should learn to handle other peoples arguments better too, ey?

so your view is that you care about other people hating you for being 13. and that it matters.
my view is that you shouldn't care about people hating you for ignorant reasons.

tell me if i missed something.
(and not all old people have ''experienced'' life, also today's life is far from the life they led, 80 years old people in particular)

 

[MGlBlaze]

I am fully aware that most american children are idiots,

I take offense to that, sir!

It's most children anywhere that are idiots. Actually, it's most anyone anywhere that are idiots.

Very true. There is a reason the phrase "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." exists, after all.

There are younger people on the internet that are very capable of providing intelligent company, though. It gets unlikely down near the early teens/pre-teens, but they do exist. It only saddens me that there are not more.

 

[interspark]

you should never judge a person before you get to know them (yes, i know thats a quote from shrek but its still a valid point!) especially not because of age, i was once clean beaten at chess 3 times by a kid half my age

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Yes. And you've been making spelling mistakes on most of your posts so far. Also "how I could work." Bad grammar. But spelling should defiantly be your first issue. I say this because it's what gets most people annoyed with your age group. Don't give them a reason to get annoyed.

First most of the mistakes i make are from posting on this infernal iPod touch keyboard and also people shouldn't get too worked up about it, if they don't like somone for such a reason then they are at a loss. Oh yeah 'How I could work' was ment to be 'how it could work' must of slipped under the rader when I checked over.

 

[Twilight.falls]

Play well, don't bring down my team, don't be annoying. Follow those rules and I don't care if you're man, woman, child or sentient Birkenstock.

There will be no tolerance for violators.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

i actually meant experience in life and being able to handle people's arguments better.

Expeince in life has told me experience in life means nothing quite a few 'old' people are unwise. Also the point of an argument is to argue your view which is what we both are doing maybe you should learn to handle other peoples arguments better too, ey?

so your view is that you care about other people hating you for being 13. and that it matters.
my view is that you shouldn't care about people hating you for ignorant reasons.

tell me if i missed something.
(and not all old people have ''experienced'' life, also today's life is far from the life they led, 80 years old people in particular)

No you are mistaken. I never said 'that's all that matters you are putting words into my mouth and last time I checked hating somone over there age comes under the 'ignorant' group.

 

[Mcface]

Alot of people these day's play multiplayer.And i'm pretty sure we all have our story of some fourteen year-old(or younger) screaming in his mic about you actually killing him.This doesn't really bother me much, considering there is a handful of adults who can't coup with this either.But for some reason, adults have started to tell me I shouldn't play multiplayer because children ruin the online experince.Now, before I go on, I am fully aware that most american children are idiots, and that most idiots have mic's.But just because they are massive idiots, doesn't mean I am, so don't put me into this spectum of idiocy just because you feel like it.Some of us can handle ourselves without a cell phone and the Internet.We mostly live in Arizona.

I actually find far more british little kids, they are even more annoying. oddly enough i hardly ever run into them on XBL, but they are all over PSN

 

[Nikolaz72]

You shouldn't play multiplayer because multiplayer enables developers to keep making brown "mature" games based entirely around multiplayer with a 5 hour single-player campaign shoe-horned in.

I'm sorry, but I'm not paying $60 fucking dollars for five hours of amusement and then the same boring old shit over and over and over again that I have to pay monthly for.

Well, I guess Halo is the exception to that rule. Colorful, long campaign, and good MP.

Halo is stupid because you can jump twenty feet in the air, but can only run half a mile per hour. Halo is also stupid because you have a force shield that can deflect bullets and alien weapons, yet cannot stop a gun-butt to the face.

About the running, that isn't canon. About the shields, well, the bullet is smaller, therefor the shield uses less energy to deflect it. The gunbutt is bigger, overloading the shield generator. Besides, Mass Effect has an element that warps reality. So, if you want to continue with that line of thought, Mass Effect is stupid for having a reality warping element, as well as almost all aliens being humanoid.

Shields reflect gunbuts in Mass Effect. Derp.

Also. I think most screaming teens only apply to Xbox Live and PC's Counterstrike. I havent actually seen too many of them outside of that.

 

[Freakmonkey9]

Well, I'd honestly put up with a 14 year old obviously trolling in an online game than the many e-thugs that you bump into, I'd like to think I've grown past the point of being annoyed by them. Either that or I just don't use a mic.

 

[Slayer_2]

As long as you aren't whining into a mic, I have no problem with you.

 

[vivalahelvig]

As long as you know what your doing and you dont BLAZE into the mic...we should get along just fine...