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bushwhacker2k

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I dunno about to my face, but I get a lot of people calling me a troll or a douchebag or a mean person in general online when I'm just overly honest and a critic.
 

Striker501

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I was called a stoner...Then it went to zombie. I guess it because i have a blank look all the time.
 

sageoftruth

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Hasn't happened to be, but most people are pretty surprised when I'm talking to them in my polo shirt, jeans and short hair and I tell them I'm a metalhead.
 

sageoftruth

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I haven't seen your earlier postings, so I won't pass judgment. Just remember that there's more than one way to speak the truth. Nice picture by the way. Is that Guts? (Forgot to quote again. I was responding to Bushwacker).
 

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Nikajo said:
I despise being called posh. Yes I went to a private school but I was one of the poorest there and never fit in with anybody really. The local state school called me posh while all the posh kids at the private school looked down on me for various reasons. I really fucking hated school. Nearly a decade on and now being called posh boils my blood!
It boils your blue blood, does it?
 

sageoftruth

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I friend of mine got accused of being a Nazi in Germany because he was a metalhead. He was in a subway and a smiling German guy came up to him and said, "Metal, ya?" My friend smiled back and nodded. Then the German guy asked, "Nazi, ya?" My friend left the train in a hurry after that. Considering the prominence of metal in Germany, I had assumed that a local would know better.
 

sidecord

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people have called me demon spawn, or something like that, because i apparently scare them
 

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PayJ567 said:
Often asked if I'm a drug dealer... Get loads of dodgy looks from police as if I'm a drug dealer. I'm not dealing drugs god damn it!
DON'T LIE WHERE'S THE GODDAMN MONEY!!!! Nah just kidding.
I do get called emo a lot. Even by my parents.
 

zombiejoe

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2012 Wont Happen said:
There was the time that somebody that knew I was a Socialist came up and starting saying Heil Hitler and saying I was a Nazi because according to Texas Socialism = Nazis.

I can't wait to get out of this place.
WHY WOULD YOU EVERY LEAVE HANK HILL!?!?!?!
:D
lol
 

zombiejoe

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Iwata said:
During high school, I dated a brazilian girl. We had a fight after a class and broke up. A teacher of mine saw us arguing and later saw my ex-girlfriend crying, so she called my MOTHER, and told her that I was a racist and a xenophobe with "dangerous" ideals.

Yeah...
But woudn't that make "your teacher" racist for thinking just because she is brazilian and you broke up with her YOU are racist.
 

zombiejoe

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oxiclean said:
I've been called gay because I've never had a girlfriend.

I've been called asian for reasons unknown to me (I am of irish descent)

I've been called anorexic because i dont eat lunch at school (it's gross.)

I've been called anti-social because i spend all my time at home.
While I can understand the last one of these comments, I see the other stuff as people being angry at you or jealous, and maybe confusion from the third...what?
 

Subzerowings

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A bunch of Maroccans (they're EVERYWHERE in Flanders) come to me and say: "Why do you hate us?"
Followed by kicking and puching me untill they thought I had at least broken a few ribs (yay third grade!) .
Apparently some douche told them that I insulted their race.
Bunch of faggots, can't even fight a boy one on one.
 

Funkiest Monkey

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Well, some kid said I was spreading shit about him on the internet (which I wasn't) so I pushed him down some steps.

Four years later and we're good friends. Weird, right?
 

zombiejoe

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tombman888 said:
peopel always, ALWAYS, come up to me and say "are you sad/depressed/lonely/excluded *throws thesaurus away*"

ITS NOT MY FAULT I LOOKED DEPRESSED, ITS THE WAY MY FACE NORMALLY LOOKS!!! *keyboard rage*

oh...um...sorry bout that. yea, my face always looks like a frown, but it's not really. i could be the most happiest person on earth; on the inside, ill be jumping with joy and laughter. but on the outside, its just a normal, stern face.
Maybe try smiling more? wait...then you'd just look nervous....XD

OT: So im walkin' to the bus stop and this annoying dude in my class is like "You know you're black, right?"
No, REALLY??? I thought I just had a tan for 15 FUCKING YEARS.

Although to be fair, I don't exactly "act black" since I do things like go on gaming forums, don't go around saying things like "FUCK DA PO-PO, YO!" while riding on a stolen bike on the way to mah baby momma's house, with a gun in one pocket, and a fried chicken drumstick in the other. It also bugged me how my freinds from school would treat me differently because they're all white and i'm black. Having conversations like...

me: "you got 100$ just for mowing a lawn? I mowed a lawn once and I only got $10!"
someone else: "you got jipped cuz ur blak!"
everyone: HURR HURR HURR HURR HURR!


Alright, I think im done venting.
OH IT'S LIKE THAT!
SO YOU GOTTA BE A FIRED CHIKEN EATIN PO PO HATIN BABY DADDY WHO STEALS TO BE BLACK?
THAT'S RACIST!

Just kidding, lol, but yea, what happened after he said "Your Black?" Did he want to make a point or something?
 

Xpwn3ntial

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I don't find this annoying, but people have asked me if I'm a robot due to my stoic face. It rarely changes expression.
Trust me, I don't look good smiling. I look like a psychopath.

Also, I get called a communist for some reason. I am not a communist, people. I'm not a socialist. I'm... what the hell do you call Andrew Ryan?
 

infinity_turtles

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Blue eyes + blond hair = Nazi to a lot of people. Also, recently people have been assuming that either I'm from a rich family or that I'm some rich businessman(Depends on if they realize I'm younger than I look) because I dress well and am pretty much constantly getting calls and talking on my phone. Some people who find out most of these calls are from women then assume I'm a pimp.

The Nazi assumption annoys me, primarily because of it's frequency. The assumptions about my work amuse me usually, but there was a time one of my subs got called a whore because our waitress thought I was a pimp. I think she got fired for that though.
 

MercurySteam

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Aby_Z said:
People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.
Tell them you wear black because a darker colour hasn't been invented yet.
 

TelHybrid

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I was accused of being racist once just because I got into a fight with a black kid when I was a kid. The issue had nothing to do with race, and we eventually ended up being good friends. The head teacher just assumed, and put my name in some racism book the school had.

I walked out and said she's a biggoted old *****. That was the 1st time I ever swore at an adult.