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BlackKraken

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I used to be shouted at to "cut my hair" and general things like that (i've had long hair for a while now). As the place I live in is incredibly chavvy and any guy with long hair is *shock horror* different.

But then i started working out and matured a lot and it doesnt happen anymore.
So, in short, look intimidating and people will leave you alone.

Also I think people have figured out that guys with long hair these days are probably metallers, not hippies, and will beat you to a pulp for looking at them the wrong way.
 

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My senior year of high school, I got suspended for using my cell phone after school was over. See, I hung out with several different clicks that were varied in levels of authority-friendly, and the vice principal wanted to make an example of the off-beat sometimes delinquent group. We got into her office and she looked my record up, then said "oh, shit" (context: I was an honor-student). In a bit of poetic justice, I was actually using my phone to call my mother, who came in minutes later and demanded that the vice principle write a letter for use with my college applications explaining exactly why I was suspended. I told her it wasn't nice to try and make examples of people she knew little of.

I slept in and went to the movies the next day, as I was planning to anyways.
 

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Bible Doctor said:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skinheads_Against_Racial_Prejudice
Ack! That's got to be one of the most deformed versions of the symbol I've seen. The origins of it come from the Trojan Records logo.


Still I don't consider myself a "skinhead" of any kind, I just like to keep my hair short.
Which is fair enough. It's more than just a haircut, which is something a lot of so-called skinheads these days seem ignorant of, let alone people outside of the subculture. Cats have 4 legs but that doesn't make everything with 4 legs a cat, same thing goes for skinheads and people with short hair.
 

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When I worked at Wal-Mart, one customer actually thought I was the movie-phone guy. I didn't correct her because I thought it was hilarious.
-I'm apparently "scary" because I have a dark sense of humor and I say everything really deadpan. Even when I say ridiculous things people ask me if I'm joking. I also constantly remind people that I'm only joking and that I'm rarely serious.
 

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Hmm. I've gotten "Are you gay?" a few times over the years. And was hit on once. He seemed shocked that I raised an eyebrow at that.

I've never figured out exactly what makes people arrive at this conclusion. Like, really, no idea.
 

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NotAPie said:
Well some guys sometimes think I'm a girl.
Ever been spanked by the same sex? It's weird.
Yeah, but that's also when they get the most emberassed, because you can turn around and cockslap them yell at them for it.

HT_Black said:
Several teenage girls mistook me for a werewolf once. However, to be fair, that was exactly the image I was trying to project. I don't know if that counts, but there you go.
Might I ask what that would even look like, or even how you managed such a thing? Because, I, for one, would find that an intriguing thing to frighten people with.

OT: As for names, I've heard them all. Gay, Emo, Goth, Wristcutter, Nerd, Fag, Retard. Middle School sure is an experience to remember all right.. Thank the Gods I was already desensitized a bit from the interwebz.
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Cats have 4 legs but that doesn't make everything with 4 legs a cat, same thing goes for skinheads and people with short hair.
A very simple and elegant way of putting it. Having been born and raised in the states all of the so called "skinheads" I have encountered were individuals who aligned themselves with White Superiority. After reading up on the specific subculture and its origins, its nice to know that the word "skinhead" and what it represents does not stem from a desire for racial oppression.
 

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"Are you ok?"

Everyone asks me the same damn question. It must be because I always look pissed off and moody, but I'm not! I swear!

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A Victim of Cancer. Trichotillomania, look it up.
I would just shave my whole head.
 

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Betancore said:
A lot of people ask me if I'm a lesbian, including the guy I like, my mother, and my grandmother. It's kind of weird because I can't figure out what it is that makes them assume that.
I've gotten this one a lot, but I know why... my roommate and I are pretty good friends (i.e. we've slept in the same bed; we spend a lot of time together; she's bought me collars and goes with me to, uh, 'toy shops'; and it's not uncommon to see one of us leaning on the other). People don't believe we have boyfriends when we're together. (And we actually had a phone salesman compliment her ex because he thought that we were one big happy threesome. Ew.)

There was a girl at a party one day who approached me and asked:
"Hey, are you and Alex a couple?"
"What? No, we're just pals."
"... really?" She seemed kind of disappointed.
 

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IxionIndustries said:
HT_Black said:
Several teenage girls mistook me for a werewolf once. However, to be fair, that was exactly the image I was trying to project. I don't know if that counts, but there you go.
Might I ask what that would even look like, or even how you managed such a thing? Because, I, for one, would find that an intriguing thing to frighten people with.
It's simple, thanks to the magic of hereditary biology: I'm freakishly hairy, I've got overdeveloped canine teeth, my skin is only a few shades removed from that werewolf from Twilight, and somehow I came to possess an acutely powerful, albeit selective, sense of hearing. Moreover, as a side effect of working a farm by day, I have the strength needed to wrestle a horse into submission and the speed and coordination needed to chase down and capture a frightened rabbit.

Given all that, all I had to do was eat my chicken a bit too enthusiastically and get hopped up enough to scratch my ear with my foot; and by night, it was just a matter of lurching when I walked, letting my hair loose, and being careful not to walk into direct light.

BONUS POINTS: After a full moon, show up to school looking disheveled and tired, possibly with ketchup on the edge of your lips; you'd be amazed by how much impact the little things have.
 

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Bible Doctor said:
Having been born and raised in the states all of the so called "skinheads" I have encountered were individuals who aligned themselves with White Superiority. After reading up on the specific subculture and its origins, its nice to know that the word "skinhead" and what it represents does not stem from a desire for racial oppression.
Yeah but the boneheads (racist skinheads) don't like being reminded that one of the progenitors of the Skinhead subculture is the Jamaican Rude Boy subculture. Some of them even go to great lengths to deny it and the flights of fancy they try to use instead are hilarious.
 

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Regularly but I don't recally any specific instances. I know who and what I am, thus when I am told something about myself that is a flagrant lie, there is no cause for alarm or even reaction.

I do however have a funny story about homophobia.

First, it must be known that I currently live in a VERY conservative part of a VERY conservative state. This may be seen as important.

I decided some weeks back that I wanted to see a play. I had not seen one in more than a decade and thought that perhaps my tastes had changed enough over the years that it would be worth giving it another go. I already knew from past experience that my city has two Theater Companies. One is well regarded in the community and is known for competent acting and directing, the other is mostly known because of a play they presented where nudity was involved. Given that the respected theater company was not running a show, I decided on a whim to attend a play performed by the poorly regarded theater company. It was easy to justify of course - anything that causes moral outrage in my city is at least worthy of examination.

I did little reasearch beyond finding the venue and the time. The venue was a place called Outstanding Amarillo and after I arrived I found the play I was going to see was "Angels in America" - something of a controversial classic from Broadway that was made into a film at some point. I sat through the play and was unimpressed. The acting was spotty at best, with emotions that seemed out of place for scenes, forgotten lines and so forth and the play itself felt very rushed (it ran for about 90 minutes and I suspect it was designed as a 3 or 4 hour ordeal). As I started to leave, the man seated next to me who had been polite the entire time asked if I'd like to go "out" some time.

This seemed like an odd saying and after a bit of clarification I realized he was asking me out (I am male) on a date. I politely declined pointing out that my girlfriend would not approve of dating on the side. His reaction was almost comical - he was shocked I wasn't gay. My first reaction was to take offense until I realized the totality of circumstance.

The play's cast consists primarily of gay characters. The venue's name was a further clue as further investigation (i.e. looking at the sign) I found it was called OUTstanding Amarillo. That was their emphasis, not mine. Turns out this is a gay advocaty group. Just around the corner are the two gay bars in my city. My own attire, chosen at random, could have easily been seen as "flamboyant" were it not for the muted tones (I wear dark and earth colors because I have no capacity to understand if two objects match until it is pointed out). Thus, in a comically concservative city I had dressed flamboyantly and attended a play produced by a gay rights group that dealt primarily with the trials and tribulations of being gay in the 80s on the gay block of town. I suppose that considering all of that, the idea that I wasn't gay probably didn't even enter into the equation.
 

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I've been called a lesbian because I play video games. That's really it. People never had the courage to say anything to my face because they were afraid I'd beat the crap out of them.
 

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There was the time that somebody that knew I was a Socialist came up and starting saying Heil Hitler and saying I was a Nazi because according to Texas Socialism = Nazis.

I can't wait to get out of this place.
 

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Aby_Z said:
People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.
Do you wear all black in really sunny weather? I have never understood how people do that! :p

Anyway to the OP, my instincts tell me the kid you mentioned isn't even really gay to begin with. Sounds like more of an attention whore if anything (that kind of thing is more common among his age group).

Speaking of gay. I was once asked randomly, by a girl I didn't even know if I was gay. I just bursted out laughing at how upfront she was about it, responding in a laugh-filled "no". I later went on to ask my friend if I quote, "looked gay". Oh high school.
 

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Fappy said:
Aby_Z said:
People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.
Do you wear all black in really sunny weather? I have never understood how people do that! :p
Yes I do! You see, the trick is to stick to the shadows and limit your time in direct sunlight to a minimum. It also helps if it's a breezy day. Generally, if I can stick inside or near air condition then I can keep up wearing my black clothes.

Oh, it also helps having a slight wardrobe change. When it gets hotter, I switch to my black shorts and my black, self modified, short sleeve jacket. I guess I have to put a little more effort into it to stay comfortable and keep the look that I'm accustomed to, but I like how I look so it's worth it.
 

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Aby_Z said:
Fappy said:
Aby_Z said:
People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.
Do you wear all black in really sunny weather? I have never understood how people do that! :p
Yes I am! You see, the trick is to stick to the shadows and limit your time in direct sunlight to a minimum. It also helps if it's a beezy day. Generally, if I can stick inside or near air condition then I can keep up wearing my black clothes.

Oh, it also helps having a slight wardrobe change. When it gets hotter, I switch to my black shorts and my black, self modified, short sleeve jacket. I guess you have to put a little more effort into it to stay comfortable and keep the look that I'm accustomed to, but I like how I look so it's worth it.
Sadly I lack for style. I generally go for the lazy/comfortable with just enough effort put into my wardrobe to avoid being called a homeless person. Also, I shop at Kohl's if that says anything D:
 

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Fappy said:
Aby_Z said:
Fappy said:
Aby_Z said:
People often come up to me and ask me if I'm emo or not. It's cause I wear all black all the time. Meh, it's just kind of annoying.
Do you wear all black in really sunny weather? I have never understood how people do that! :p
Yes I am! You see, the trick is to stick to the shadows and limit your time in direct sunlight to a minimum. It also helps if it's a beezy day. Generally, if I can stick inside or near air condition then I can keep up wearing my black clothes.

Oh, it also helps having a slight wardrobe change. When it gets hotter, I switch to my black shorts and my black, self modified, short sleeve jacket. I guess you have to put a little more effort into it to stay comfortable and keep the look that I'm accustomed to, but I like how I look so it's worth it.
Sadly I lack for style. I generally go for the lazy/comfortable with just enough effort put into my wardrobe to avoid being called a homeless person. Also, I shop at Kohl's if that says anything D:
I'm rather lazy about my shopping too.. My issue is that I'm too skinny so it's very difficult to find pants in my size, but I don't sacrifice on looks nor comfort so even if I'm forced to wear a belt like usual, I tend to wear comfortable clothing. Just gotta keep certain things in mind when shopping I guess.
 

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I was once accused of being a racist because I said Eddie Murphy was an irritating twit. I think said accuser may have been trolling me.