I'm a what now?!

[Cyanin]

At different times in my life i've had oh so many false labels,
shaved head - skinhead, rugby player, ex-con,
ginger afro - hippy, clown, full of myself,
"Normal" hair - Depressed, deeply angry,

Seems the last one is for a therapist to decide, but i'm pretty sure i seem laid back when people can't see above my eyes, i've got some crazy eyebrows..
Other than that by god i ***** a LOT.

 

[micky]

i am now known as a massive stoner because my eyes get red from dust, so people come up to me saying "DUDE! you are so fucking high! it gets annoying.

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

A total stranger once randomly asked me how long I'd been living here, where "here" meant "the USA", as he apparently thought I was a foreign immigrant. Admittedly my drivers license photo makes me look like I hail from somewhere in the former soviet bloc, but he got that impression just from the brief verbal utterances I'd made while ringing him up at the register, and I quite notably don't have an accent.

My old boss at that job used to describe me as a soulless robot to customers when I was standing nearby, just because he thought it was funny to hear them scramble to my defense, only to then explain to them that I didn't care and took that sort of thing as a compliment, whereupon I'd chime in to confirm his story. Always made me chuckle a little.

 

[Mattismen]

some people (mostly my friend. and its become like a joke now) think i look like a drug addict, coz i seem so tired and scatterminded all the time. That and i almost always wear a hood.
Im just up late at night okey!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

There was the time that somebody that knew I was a Socialist came up and starting saying Heil Hitler and saying I was a Nazi because according to Texas Socialism = Nazis.

I can't wait to get out of this place.

WHY WOULD YOU EVERY LEAVE HANK HILL!?!?!?!

lol

I don't use propane often.

 

[zombiejoe]

There was the time that somebody that knew I was a Socialist came up and starting saying Heil Hitler and saying I was a Nazi because according to Texas Socialism = Nazis.

I can't wait to get out of this place.

WHY WOULD YOU EVERY LEAVE HANK HILL!?!?!?!

lol

I don't use propane often.

You monster

jk lol

 

[GrinningManiac]

A total stranger once randomly asked me how long I'd been living here, where "here" meant "the USA", as he apparently thought I was a foreign immigrant. Admittedly my drivers license photo makes me look like I hail from somewhere in the former soviet bloc, but he got that impression just from the brief verbal utterances I'd made while ringing him up at the register, and I quite notably don't have an accent.

Think that's bad? They made me pull back my hair, not smile and take off my glasses so they could get my face clearly

Fair enough, but now I'm a squinting, mullet-bearing, miserable-looking fellow in an over-exposed photoshot. I look like a serial killer on death row from the 80s. Nasty picture

 

[zombiejoe]

I friend of mine got accused of being a Nazi in Germany because he was a metalhead. He was in a subway and a smiling German guy came up to him and said, "Metal, ya?" My friend smiled back and nodded. Then the German guy asked, "Nazi, ya?" My friend left the train in a hurry after that. Considering the prominence of metal in Germany, I had assumed that a local would know better.

Ahhh, Germany, always a fun time right?
lol

 

[Bravo Company]

I often get asked if I'm a hippy.

I am not a hippy, I just have long hair.

I don't even wear hippy clothes!

This, this happens to me all the time. I have long hair and wear a tank-top with shorts on and I get accused of being a hippy....

It doesn't make me mad or anything, I suppose it could be a complement. I dont know.

 

[Nouw]

I'm often known as a nerd. To which I solemnly reply

"So what if I'm smarter?"

I'm Asian so theres a lot more where that came from!

 

[runnernda]

Poeple think I'm Jewish. Not that that would be a bad thing, but both my name and appearance are incredibly Irish.

 

[Arionis]

Um......I was walking back home, and, to be fair, my hair IS about shoulder length, and was wearing a trench coat, hiding my general frame. (I was coming back from my girlfriends, and had two twin blades under my coat, didn't want that to be noticed)

Car pulls up, and some dude is like "Hey baby, how much?"

"Excuse me?"

"Wait, you're a guy?"

"Yeah......"

Car pulls out as fast as possible.

Sadly, that isn't the only time something like that has happened. -.-;

 

[zombiejoe]

Um......I was walking back home, and, to be fair, my hair IS about shoulder length, and was wearing a trench coat, hiding my general frame. (I was coming back from my girlfriends, and had two twin blades under my coat, didn't want that to be noticed)

Car pulls up, and some dude is like "Hey baby, how much?"

"Excuse me?"

"Wait, you're a guy?"

"Yeah......"

Car pulls out as fast as possible.

Sadly, that isn't the only time something like that has happened. -.-;

OH THOSE HORNY BASTEREDS
[img/]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/140/a/4/Awesome_Face_by_yabramokids.jpg[/img]
lol

 

[Arionis]

Um......I was walking back home, and, to be fair, my hair IS about shoulder length, and was wearing a trench coat, hiding my general frame. (I was coming back from my girlfriends, and had two twin blades under my coat, didn't want that to be noticed)

Car pulls up, and some dude is like "Hey baby, how much?"

"Excuse me?"

"Wait, you're a guy?"

"Yeah......"

Car pulls out as fast as possible.

Sadly, that isn't the only time something like that has happened. -.-;

OH THOSE HORNY BASTEREDS
[img/]http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/140/a/4/Awesome_Face_by_yabramokids.jpg[/img]
lol

Yes, quite.......

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

A total stranger once randomly asked me how long I'd been living here, where "here" meant "the USA", as he apparently thought I was a foreign immigrant. Admittedly my drivers license photo makes me look like I hail from somewhere in the former soviet bloc, but he got that impression just from the brief verbal utterances I'd made while ringing him up at the register, and I quite notably don't have an accent.

Think that's bad? They made me pull back my hair, not smile and take off my glasses so they could get my face clearly

Fair enough, but now I'm a squinting, mullet-bearing, miserable-looking fellow in an over-exposed photoshot. I look like a serial killer on death row from the 80s. Nasty picture

That does sound bad, but when I said "it makes me look like I hail from the former Soviet Bloc", I meant "everyone I show it to thinks it makes me look like an Eastern European terrorist, such as would appear on something like 24 or what have you". I'm not even exaggerating, at least 5 different people have all made that observation without any prompting on my part, and I definitely see why they say that. It's just a terrible photo, bleh.

 

[Ziggy the wolf]

most people think im a thug or a gang banger because im mixed (i mostly look black) and a rather big guy. im not being funny but that tends to happen a bit so i saw, "naw dawg i aint not thug, im a furry up in dis *****, ya heard!?" just to throw them off