Hola my cogs of the establishment, lol, it's zombiejoe with a L4D queston. I did not put it in game disscusion because it is kinda silly. This will work with both gals and gents. Ok, here we go.
If you had a gun to your head, and you were either being forced to either date a witch, or a spitter, which one would you date. The date must be at a fancy resturant. You can date the spitter, but she has no lower jaw, and she has acid coming out from her mouth, so kissing her would be hard. On the other hand, you can date the witch. But the witch has anger issuses and so much as droping your spork may get your face ripped off.
But, if you don't wish to date a girl, you can either date a boomer or smoker. If you pick a boomer, not only will he be making barff noises and possably explode, but he may puke all over you. If you date the smooker, you will have to deal with the smoke making it hard to breath, and his long toungue making kissing hard.
I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....
SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO? And if you dissagree with what might happen, just remember, I read WWZ and ZSG and my name is ZOMBIEJOE.
If you had a gun to your head, and you were either being forced to either date a witch, or a spitter, which one would you date. The date must be at a fancy resturant. You can date the spitter, but she has no lower jaw, and she has acid coming out from her mouth, so kissing her would be hard. On the other hand, you can date the witch. But the witch has anger issuses and so much as droping your spork may get your face ripped off.
But, if you don't wish to date a girl, you can either date a boomer or smoker. If you pick a boomer, not only will he be making barff noises and possably explode, but he may puke all over you. If you date the smooker, you will have to deal with the smoke making it hard to breath, and his long toungue making kissing hard.
I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....
SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO? And if you dissagree with what might happen, just remember, I read WWZ and ZSG and my name is ZOMBIEJOE.
