I'm dating a zombie!

[Skuffyshootster]

The witch.

The sex would be amazing.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Witch. Probably die fast and not have to deal with some acid leaking white trash...

 

[Icecoldcynic]

I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....

It's so obvious you made this entire topic just for that part. That's pretty sad.

 

[Eggsnham]

Witch.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

Is suicide an option?

Suicide is ALWAYS on the table in the apocalypse. Not only that, it's painless to boot!

 

[Vrex360]

I know how to show a girl a good time and to treat her right so I doubt I'd be at serious risk. As such I think I would pick the Witch just because she always seems so unhappy and maybe we can cheer her up a bit.

 

[AgnosticMessiah]

question...where was my shotgun when this situation would occur

 

[CloggedDonkey]

are we going cute and cuddly, like this

and this

or this

and this

Spoiler: spitter

on second thought

I know how to show a girl a good time and to treat her right so I doubt I'd be at serious risk. As such I think I would pick the Witch just because she always seems so unhappy and maybe we can cheer her up a bit.

ya, witch. some flowers, and a box of brain chocolates. take her to a fancy place, get brains, and cap off the evening with not sex, but a trip to the drug store for some antidepressants. and the kiss at the door won't melt my face.

 

[nono195]

I would date the witch.

He would be a screamer in bed!

He? well now thats a different situation entirely. . .

 

[Pimppeter2]

I would date the witch.

He would be a screamer in bed!

He? well now thats a different situation entirely. . .

Damn typos!

 

[Yog Sothoth]

I'll take the witch... couldn't be any worse than my first marriage!

*ba-dum-tish*

 

[Ham_authority95]

Uh.... threads are very strange tonight

 

[Xanadu84]

Witch. Definitely Witch. For one, get past the zombie thing, and shes actually kind of cute. A little too much on the goth/emo side, but hey, take what you can get from a zombie. Meanwhile the spitter is a little too, "The Hills Have Eyes" for my tastes. Secondly, It's actually hard to startle the witch: You really gotta get into her face, I think that bystanders are far more at risk. Third, I'm a sucker for a damsel in distress, so I always felt kind of sympathetic for the witch. And realistically, a bystander would likely pull a startled witch off of me before I'm hurt too too badly, while dissolving in a pool of acid would be extremely painful.

 

[crabwaffles]

Witch. Obvious reasons.

 

[zombiejoe]

I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....

It's so obvious you made this entire topic just for that part. That's pretty sad.

um, no
I thought up the thread idea before that little thing

 

[RootbeerJello]

I'm going with witch. I think she still has some humanity left, which is the reason she cries and sings, so I always feel bad for her. Or you can think about it this way. If you had really had to a have sex with one of the three, the Witch is the least psychologically scarring.

 

[justhereforthemoney]

Witch. Basically girl on pms only its all the time.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Is suicide an option?

There is a gun to your head.

Taking a bullet is an option.

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Witch for sure.

I wonder if any ladies would give their thoughts on dating the male special infected and if so then Smoker, Hunter, Boomer, Charger, Jockey, or Tank?