I'm dating a zombie!

[Acristoff2]

I don't make a move on first dates so I'll take the spitter, talking to her wouldn't be so bad and I wouldn't have to touch that thing. EVER

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I'd go with the Witch no questions asked she's pretty good looking(for a zombie). Mainly because I like girls that are a bit bi-polar, the thought that she's capable of going from depressed to psycho in an instant would make it very interesting especially seeing if I couldn't get her to the middle ground (happy). Mood swings aside I find those claw like hands of her's to be quite kinky and if we made it to the hotel, we'd definitely find ways to incorporate them into our fun. and ontop of that I could bring in a bi-chick(dressed like zoey) and convince the Witch to partake in a 3way. Which I imagine would initially look something like this:

Spoiler

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

0.0

That... is...

ADORABLE!

 

[camokkid]

Is suicide an option?

suicide is always an option, no matter what zombiejoe says.

 

[camokkid]

are we going cute and cuddly, like this

and this

thank you for these

 

[camokkid]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

[s/]kinky[/s]

would that hurt?

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

[s/]kinky[/s]

would that hurt?

Depends on which kind of rape, how much lube she plans to use, and the style of 'claw' those are.

(If they are bladed claws - you are almost guaranteed pain. If they are spear point claws, you should be ok... so long as she isn't started >.>)

 

[jigs160]

I would date the witch.

She would be a screamer in bed!

oh ho ho I see what you did thar
witch hands down.

 

[jigs160]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

that would be bad because?

 

[zombiejoe]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

that would be bad because?

I know right?

 

[Caligulove]

Wait... you put a gun to my head and threaten me with death to make me... die another way?

Just shoot me. Less hassle for the both of us

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Witch. Chain that girl up. you can do as you please and watch her cry. Well, I guess that would be more of a rape than a date, but she had it coming.

I think you have the situation switched around. The likely hood of chaining down a witch is null. What actually happens is she gets you back to the hotel room and rapes you.

that would be bad because?

Didn't say anything about it being bad!

*looks over his post*

Yup, no commentary of this being a bad thing.

You might want to see one of my other recent posts where someone asks if that would hurt. There are some contingencies.

 

[relish]

Dude, all the ladies are gonna pick the smoker BECAUSE of his long tongue.

Hehehe How did you know. ;P

 

[Loop Stricken]

On the other hand, you can date the witch. But the witch has anger issuses and so much as droping your spork may get your face ripped off.

This isn't much different than what I'd go for anyway.

 

[similar.squirrel]

The Witch would be relatively clean and painless.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Witch. Just give her some anger-managment and anti-depressent pills and it should go alright.

 

[TBR]

At least being one shot killed would be better than being barfed on.

lulz. I can just imagine you at a pub late one night.

"oh god you got it all over me"
*puts gun in mouth*

Presumably none of this would alert the horde?