I'm dating a zombie!

[Danik93]

witch FTW!

 

[RanD00M]

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

Awwwwww,it's so cutesies.I wuv it.

I would chose the witch.At least the death would be quick.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Boomer, all he can do is be sick on me and if he explodes then I'm free and just have more puke on me.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

Witch.
Atleast then I could keep my eyes open.
And I could keep the big gaping hole in my chest open.. Oh wait, thats new..

 

[seious]

the witch she looks doable

 

[SteakHeart]

Dude, all the ladies are gonna pick the smoker BECAUSE of his long tongue.

but the hunter knows what to do when he gets ontop

Rip her throat out?

OT: I guess the Witch. I mean, as long as I keep her happy, she seems kinda nice.

But she'll have to get those nails clipped. I don't want 'em to... get in the way.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

Who exactly is Chicago Ted? I saw his name on a safehouse wall once...

 

[CloggedDonkey]

The Witch. Crying girls are hot... Plus have you seen the nude mod of the Spitter? EW!

I regret it, it scared me, and I will never do it again. better textures than the Zoey one though.

pictures

thank you for these

I got them off the valve store, they also have TF2 ones.

 

[Gasaraki]

witch : angry sex w00t XD
plus she's the hotzorz

 

[The Austin]

The Witch man, just get her some clothes, some therapy, and a nail filer, and you got yourself a great girl right there!!!

Well, maybe not the clothes........ ;P

 

[Kamaitachi]

witch, she's like 14, and im 13

 

[hazabaza1]

Well, I'd just refuse. If I'm going to be shot for refusing, I think that'd be the best option.

You also forgot about the female boomers.

 

[Maka112]

witch for sure
if you dont piss her off you'll be fine

 

[Smagmuck_]

Witch, for sure...

 

[zombiejoe]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

Chicago Ted?! You wanna go, that's it, fisty cups, put up your dooks.
lol

http://www.seeingtheforest.com/STFphotos/nuclear-explosion.jpg

wait, what just happend. *Wakes up in zombie dimension 7*
lol

 

[Yog Sothoth]

I'll take the witch... couldn't be any worse than my first marriage!

*ba-dum-tish*

Um.....I could debate that....but I'll just ask this: Did you make it through the marriage with all five appendages intact? Just askin'

Never mind, you're probably right...

Of course I kept all my appendages.... You can't very well accuse your husband of sexual transgression every five minutes if you've damaged/removed/sacrificed his nibbler & bits....

 

[Zac_Dai]

This. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzipB3lS-bo]

 

[Chunko]

Witch For sure.

Same here, I was going to link that image but you beat me to it lol

 

[MercenaryCanary]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

Chicago Ted?! You wanna go, that's it, fisty cups, put up your dooks.
lol

http://www.seeingtheforest.com/STFphotos/nuclear-explosion.jpg

wait, what just happend. *Wakes up in zombie dimension 7*
lol

Zombie Joe can never go up against Chicago Ted, for if they ever did, the universe would implode upon itself.

 

[Kinguendo]

Huh... whats this? Who are you dating?

Ah whatever, just make sure you wear a condom.

Dont want to catch any diseases... *ba-dum-tish!*