I'm dating a zombie!

[Kinguendo]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

No you arent, here at The Escapist we actually have a Chicago Ted and you arent him.

 

[UAProxy]

I would go with the Spitter.

Why? just wondering

Because I don't want to be fucking ripped apart by a witch.

And she's a preferable alternative... Riiiight... [http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=285]

As for me? Witch.

 

[Aesir23]

Smoker, I already live with someone who smokes like a chimney so I think I'd be able to handle the smoke itself. As for kissing...Well, the zombie can just forget about that. Especially if we're talking about the L4D2 smoker. *shudders*

 

[Sir Ollie]

A female tank!

"Honey I'm home"

"RAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Oh FUCKKKK"

 

[Jiggabyte]

Nobody likes a Spitter.
I'd say Witch if she wasn't extremely likely to rip me into macabre confetti, so probably Boomer for the fact that I just need to spork him and run to end the night... unless I fancied a very expensive, if hilarious, trip to McDonald's.

 

[Iron Mal]

Well I would rather chose death but if pressed then I would have to go with the Witch (she's the most human looking one at least).

Also, at least my death would be quick and painless.

 

[Jark212]

I've been waiting for this thread,
WITCH!!!!!
And I wouldn't need a gun to my head...
Witches aren't inherently angry, just emo...

Spoiler

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

theres a incredibly easy way to survive this situation, the witch has thermal vision so just bring an incredibly hot thing with you and blind her, then run away.

 

[Shadowfaze]

it'd be the witch, at least she has a lower jaw

 

[Jiggabyte]

I've been waiting for this thread,
WITCH!!!!!
And I wouldn't need a gun to my head...
Witches aren't inherently angry, just emo...

Spoiler

Oh God, this thread instantly reminded me, and with that posted...
Forgive me, Internet Gods.

Spoiler

 

[Rooster893]

witch, dunno why

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

I'd date the witch, i have a chance of getting out alive unlike the spitter. And if i don't get out alive i'll die quickly instead of swallowing acid from the spitter and having to live with the pain till i die.

 

[Rooster893]

This. [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzipB3lS-bo]

DEAR LORD

*throws up*

 

[AWC Viper]

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

when you put it that way, the witch definitely.


EDIT: scratch that, definitely the witch but only if i can live afterwards

Oh God, this thread instantly reminded me, and with that posted...
Forgive me, Internet Gods.

Spoiler

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Witch, she is the hottest of them. And as long as you don't make any sudden moves, you're fine.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

No you arent, here at The Escapist we actually have a Chicago Ted and you arent him.

Oh hush, you fun-killer.

 

[Kinguendo]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

No you arent, here at The Escapist we actually have a Chicago Ted and you arent him.

Oh hush, you fun-killer.

"Fun-killer"? "FUN-KILLER"?

You trying to insult a murderer?!

*Holds up Funs body*

 

[LWS666]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlDMTrWyZu0

at 2:56

 

[Pegghead]

I think I'd date Zoey The Witch for sure. I mean have you seen the spitter?

Spoiler: She looks like Pippy Longstockings from hell

So yes I would go for the witch.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

I think I'd just date the gun.