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Dahni

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Yodobama said:
Dahni said:
tbh, i'd rather go lesbian with a zombie than date a smoker or a boomer, so i'd go for the witch. she'd be the only thing that could match me when i'm angry so it'd be an epic fight to the death between us over dindins.
ZOMBIE CATFIGHT.
OH YES.
i was waiting for someone to say something like this.
so aye, major zombie catfight.
if this ever does come true, care to film it for me?
 

The Warden

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Dahni said:
Yodobama said:
Dahni said:
tbh, i'd rather go lesbian with a zombie than date a smoker or a boomer, so i'd go for the witch. she'd be the only thing that could match me when i'm angry so it'd be an epic fight to the death between us over dindins.
ZOMBIE CATFIGHT.
OH YES.
i was waiting for someone to say something like this.
so aye, major zombie catfight.
if this ever does come true, care to film it for me?
I give you my word.
 

Guitarmasterx7

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Well, I think the boomer would probably be the only one that wouldn't result in death. Witch would rip your face off, even though she's the hottest. Spitter has that acid shit that would disintegrate you, smoker might not kill you, but theres always the chance that tounge could end up in some horrible places. with the boomer really you're just going to get covered in some really nasty shit, but that's probably better than being violently killed (or violated).
 

Levitas1234

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Dahni said:
tbh, i'd rather go lesbian with a zombie than date a smoker or a boomer, so i'd go for the witch. she'd be the only thing that could match me when i'm angry so it'd be an epic fight to the death between us over dindins.
Damn that's hot, nothing better than a zombie catfight ;0
 

Trivun

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dududf said:


Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3
See, try as I might, I can't find a single cute picture of the Spitter anywhere on Google (though maybe I'm just not looking hard enough). Whereas I see plenty of this picture. So who am I going to pick, really? The ugly girl with a really long neck, or the cute little goth/psycho/long fingered chick? Answers on a postcard, prizes not guaranteed.
 

Captain Schpack

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BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
Jiggabyte said:
Jark212 said:
I've been waiting for this thread,
WITCH!!!!!
And I wouldn't need a gun to my head...
Witches aren't inherently angry, just emo...
Oh God, this thread instantly reminded me, and with that posted...
Forgive me, Internet Gods.
Why would I not be suprised if there was a "Left 4 Head" movie on the net.

Oh god what a bad joke

But that damn Zoey startled the witch picture....

Am I creepy for liking that picture?

Oh, yea, Witch for sure.
My good sir, there is a left 4 head thing on the internet.
 
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Captain Schpack said:
BrotherhoodOfSteel said:
Jiggabyte said:
Jark212 said:
I've been waiting for this thread,
WITCH!!!!!
And I wouldn't need a gun to my head...
Witches aren't inherently angry, just emo...
Oh God, this thread instantly reminded me, and with that posted...
Forgive me, Internet Gods.
Why would I not be suprised if there was a "Left 4 Head" movie on the net.

Oh god what a bad joke

But that damn Zoey startled the witch picture....

Am I creepy for liking that picture?

Oh, yea, Witch for sure.
My good sir, there is a left 4 head thing on the internet.
Then I am correct!

Then that means there's probably a "Mass Erect" movie too.

OH GOD what a bad joke