I'm dating a zombie!

[Jiggabyte]

I think I'd just date the gun.

I'm sure there's a joke here. Maybe "it'll go off with a bang?"
That reminded me of Nirvana, somehow.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I think I'd just date the gun.

I swear your profile pic is Jack o' Blades

 

[Jiggabyte]

I think I'd just date the gun.

I swear your profile pic is Jack o' Blades

I'm pretty sure it is too.

 

[Weslebear]

Witch.

 

[MercenaryCanary]

ZOMBIEJOE.

Well howdy there, Zombie Joe!
My names Chicago Ted!

No you arent, here at The Escapist we actually have a Chicago Ted and you arent him.

Oh hush, you fun-killer.

"Fun-killer"? "FUN-KILLER"?

You trying to insult a murderer?!

*Holds up Funs body*

AH!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, get away from me!
*cowers in a corner*

 

[The Last Parade]

Dude, all the ladies are gonna pick the smoker BECAUSE of his long tongue.

but the hunter knows what to do when he gets ontop

Rip her throat out?

OT: I guess the Witch. I mean, as long as I keep her happy, she seems kinda nice.

But she'll have to get those nails clipped. I don't want 'em to... get in the way.

it's awwwright, women love it, om nom nom nom

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I will not let this thread die here! I WONT! so to save it a put forward my hypothosis on how the dates would go.

Spitter: You take her to a bar and buy her a few drinks, after she's had a few she throws up and burns the stool to death, you leave the bar in a hurry and head home. At the door you go to kiss her, she didn't get all out of her system and she throws up on your face, you burn to death in agony.

Witch: The night starts off with you taking her to a nice restaurant which is dimly lit, you sneak anti-depressants into her food, after listening to her for a bit and finishing your meal, you head back to her usual crying spot, you give her a kiss to end the night, and walk off whistling merrily on your way. ALT: you go to kiss her, she freaks out and tears your face off.

 

[RatRace123]

Well, at least the Witch is just a butter face (and butter nails) the Spitter is just a... butter.

 

[Mana Fiend]

Definately the witch.
I love emo girls.

Quoted for Truth. The witch is kind of hot, in a strange, strange way...

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

NO this thread will not die on m,e now goddam it!

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

THUNDERKITTENS!

 

[Koeryn]

Hola my cogs of the establishment, lol, it's zombiejoe with a L4D queston. I did not put it in game disscusion because it is kinda silly. This will work with both gals and gents. Ok, here we go.

If you had a gun to your head, and you were either being forced to either date a witch, or a spitter, which one would you date. The date must be at a fancy resturant. You can date the spitter, but she has no lower jaw, and she has acid coming out from her mouth, so kissing her would be hard. On the other hand, you can date the witch. But the witch has anger issuses and so much as droping your spork may get your face ripped off.

But, if you don't wish to date a girl, you can either date a boomer or smoker. If you pick a boomer, not only will he be making barff noises and possably explode, but he may puke all over you. If you date the smooker, you will have to deal with the smoke making it hard to breath, and his long toungue making kissing hard.

I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....

SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO? And if you dissagree with what might happen, just remember, I read WWZ and ZSG and my name is ZOMBIEJOE.

Honestly? Witch. At least she's cute. When she's not trying to kill you. Anyways, I'm so laid back and easy going, it actually pisses some people off, so I think I'd have a decent chance of surviving.

 

[Revenge Revisited]

Is the hunter an option? If not I'd go for the smoker. And if I was a guy I'd have to say the witch.

 

[p3t3r]

his long toungue making kissing hard

i don't know if it wasn't to long it could be pretty fun. but i'm a guy so not a chance. probably a witch call me crazy but i like my woman to have mouths

 

[ProfessorLayton]

How about a jockey? I say this because he'll probably run off at the very beginning.

 

[Go Fighting In The War Room]

I've been waiting for this thread,
WITCH!!!!!
And I wouldn't need a gun to my head...
Witches aren't inherently angry, just emo...

Spoiler

Oh God, this thread instantly reminded me, and with that posted...
Forgive me, Internet Gods.

Spoiler

Why would I not be suprised if there was a "Left 4 Head" movie on the net.

Oh god what a bad joke

But that damn Zoey startled the witch picture....

Am I creepy for liking that picture?

Oh, yea, Witch for sure.

 

[The Warden]

How about I just kill them both?
YOU NEVER SAID THAT WASN'T AN OPTION

 

[Dahni]

tbh, i'd rather go lesbian with a zombie than date a smoker or a boomer, so i'd go for the witch. she'd be the only thing that could match me when i'm angry so it'd be an epic fight to the death between us over dindins.

 

[The Warden]

tbh, i'd rather go lesbian with a zombie than date a smoker or a boomer, so i'd go for the witch. she'd be the only thing that could match me when i'm angry so it'd be an epic fight to the death between us over dindins.

ZOMBIE CATFIGHT.
OH YES.

 

[Darkrain11]

The witch for sure. She's probably a monster in the sack lol.