I'm dating a zombie!

[decident zombie]

Witch sounds good, but all the crying would get annoying fast so i'll get her some anti-depressants hopefully she'll cheer up then

 

[sky14kemea]

Is suicide an option?

no it is not

To be fair, if there is a gun to your head and they are trying to force you, you can just refure until they shoot ya

Although I would go with the Witch TBF >_> At least being one shot killed would be better than being barfed on.

...don't mess with my logic.
and by barfed on do you mean by boomer or spitter?

Boomer of course xD

 

[dududf]

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

 

[Internet Kraken]

I'd got on a date with the Boomette. Worst case scenario is that I get vomited on. Sure, I'll feel unclean for days but it beats getting ripped apart or having my flesh burnt off.

Plus I could possibly sneak a fork with me while I got to the bathroom and then throw it at her. Insta-kill!

 

[Disaster Button]

Witch. I like angry people. Besides the relationship would be kinda hot.

 

[zombiejoe]

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cuuuuute! the cute'o'meter is off the charts!

 

[MariaAuditore]

Can I pull the trigger

 

[irmrbrian]

witch

p.s. this is a humorus website this fits this very occasion
http://mingle2.com/zombieharmony/free-dating-sites

 

[x0ny]

Witch is more attractive. Besides, I'm already dating someone with anger issues ^_~ so no change there.

 

[yaik7a]

Witch For sure.

 

[Davey Woo]

Your saying a gun is being held to my head?
Yea I'd take that option.

 

[IxionIndustries]

The witch. She's the most normal looking of them all, and I'm bipolar, so we'd kinda balance eachother out.

 

[Spiner909]

I would move to Cuba, because they won the Zombie War.

 

[SpaceSpork]

I would go with the Spitter.

Why? just wondering

Because I don't want to be fucking ripped apart by a witch.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I would date the withc, just for this to happen after getting to the hotel.
Me:Ahhhhhhhhh *running with pants off around my legs*
person: Dude, what's wrong?
Me:I took off my pants and it startled the witch.
person:*looks down* ohhhhh.....

Thankyou for providing me with my answer zombiejoe.

 

[Gladion]

Somehow this song came to my mind:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JtmCgBzAHA&

"Yeah... she tasted like chicken."

 

[JWAN]

Id rather date the witch and just watch my P's and Q's

 

[Grayjack]

The Witch.

Awww, whos that gonna hurt?

She's soooo cuuuuuute! <3 :3

That's why.

 

[Rawker]

Witch. hell, she's sounds batter than the last human I dated. The witch would harp on you, but you could smooth things over. Nothing fixes clingy in a relationship except a restraining order.