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"I can sum it up in 3 words. Evalution is a lie"

"If our bodies were full of that acid (DNA) then we woudl all disolve"

"If I didn't have gods rules i woudl have killed many, many times"

God this was funny, until I realized that while these guys are doing it for satire they are reading quotes from actual people. Oh the humanity.
 
Hoplon

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TheNamlessGuy said:
HAHA CHRISTIANITY.
HILARIOUS!

Anyway.
Nope, not funny. I don't care if it's real or fake, not funny.

The word that comes to mind is "boring".
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Nope, Some come from the "Manosphere" Conspiracy sites and the like. Though there are a lot of religious one's on there, I wouldn't call any of them Christian.
 
BENZOOKA

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"You're so funny!"
- "Oh. Um, thanks"
"No, not you. Those other people."
- "Okay"
 
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Matthew94 said:
Listening to the first 20s, I think this is just blatant satire.

EDIT Yes, this satire. The acid bit confirmed this in my mind.
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Ya, but its still sad cause I know there are people out there in the world who are actually this stupid.
 
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Matthew94 said:
EDIT Yes, this satire. The acid bit confirmed this in my mind.
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I will say that I've seen people be completely serious while spouting out worse.

Anyways, I thought this thread was talking about how awesome the Escapist is. I was saddened to be disappointed.
 
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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
but sticking your dick into a vagina AINT SEX. mm-kay? its not. since when did ?sex? come to mean ?men sticking their dicks into women?? because thats what it means. thats the intended, and working, meaning of the word. someone fucked up here, people. we need to start over, because ?sex? has nothing to do with being sexual, with arousal, or desire, or with being interesting or creative or anything. and its definitely not about ?expressing? anything, except penis-worship, and mens entitlement to put girls and women in harms way, without reproach.

so if someone were to say to me, ?its just erotic massage!!!!1!!11!? or ?its just mutual masturbation/digital penetration!!!11!!? or ?its just authentic female desire? or ?its just a warm, wet, aroused vulva with a non-phallic-looking vibrator stimulating it to orgasm!!!!1!!1? i would say ?yay sex, bring it on.? but thats not what anyone means, when they say ?its just sex.?

?sex? as its intended to mean, means ?penis in vagina? and since that puts girls and women at risk for pregnancy and STDs, the payoff is not worth the risk. even if our clits were located in our vaginas, IT STILL WOULDNT BE WORTH IT. but they arent, and its not. ?its just sex? means ?its just misogyny and male entitlement.? and if you dont have a problem with that, you have a very serious problem, indeed.
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Can someone explain this to me please, because I don't even know what fucking point the author of this gem is trying to make.
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I believe she is trying to explain how "sex" should not just be the act of male to female vaginal intercourse, and to solely define "sex" as that inherently oppresses women. In other words that "sex" should include all forms of sexual expression be it toy based, oral, group masturbation, and so forth.

It is a bit confusing because they are trying to narrate both sides of the argument.
 
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Cyfu said:
So I had nothing to do so I went from video to video on youtube until I found this:

Everything they say in this video is taken from their forum.
http://www.fstdt.net/Default.aspx

Here are some quotes from the forum.

I pray everyone repents and gets saved, but
we know that isn't what will happen, and for those who don't
you may be acting all high and mighty now,
BUT OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST IS COMING BACK AND THIS
TIME HE WON'T BE LIKE THE PUSHOVER LAMB "HE SEEMED" TO BE
BUT WILL BE THE AWESOME LION KING OF KINGS WHO WILL SMASH ALL VESSELS WHO
DO EVIL TO POWDER!!!!!!!!!!!
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I?d be cool with a system where single women can?t vote, and married men get 2 votes, one for himself and one for his wife.
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This is the image that is the most telling about Obama and his beliefs.

[...]

In the background image, the flag is in tatters with an arrow through it behind Obama's logo and the shield. The Union is missing (blue part with stars) and the flag might indeed be upside-down. The eagle has TURNED-TAIL and is about to fly away. If you can't see the anti-American imagery and symbolism, then read up on what the real symbols mean and the proper treatment of the flag. The faint letters "six" and number "6" as well as 6 lines on Obama's logo isn't the mark of the beast, but is symbolic of the "blessed" Quran. 666 is considered a blessed and holy number in ISLAM! This is the "dark night" over America with Obama's "moon" rising.
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Aren't these guys the funniest people you've ever seen?
I love those guys!
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My head hurts... Watching just 30 seconds of that video has given me a headache...

captcha: life's too short
 
lRookiel

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Sean Hollyman said:
lRookiel said:
Hmmm... I dislike this thread, let us all disagree with him and glorify The Escapist instead...

So yeah the Escapist is pretty cool huh?
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Indeed, we are the coolest cats in town.
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I see what you did there :3
 
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I'd say these guys are pretty faithful, but why cant someone believe in God and science because I do and so did my parents, hell my mom is a scientist that work with nuclear chemistry(or something like that). This attitude of certain Christians that think all science is wrong and people that just believe in science is going to hell, is what turning most atheists against religious people.
 
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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Navvan said:
SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
but sticking your dick into a vagina AINT SEX. mm-kay? its not. since when did ?sex? come to mean ?men sticking their dicks into women?? because thats what it means. thats the intended, and working, meaning of the word. someone fucked up here, people. we need to start over, because ?sex? has nothing to do with being sexual, with arousal, or desire, or with being interesting or creative or anything. and its definitely not about ?expressing? anything, except penis-worship, and mens entitlement to put girls and women in harms way, without reproach.

so if someone were to say to me, ?its just erotic massage!!!!1!!11!? or ?its just mutual masturbation/digital penetration!!!11!!? or ?its just authentic female desire? or ?its just a warm, wet, aroused vulva with a non-phallic-looking vibrator stimulating it to orgasm!!!!1!!1? i would say ?yay sex, bring it on.? but thats not what anyone means, when they say ?its just sex.?

?sex? as its intended to mean, means ?penis in vagina? and since that puts girls and women at risk for pregnancy and STDs, the payoff is not worth the risk. even if our clits were located in our vaginas, IT STILL WOULDNT BE WORTH IT. but they arent, and its not. ?its just sex? means ?its just misogyny and male entitlement.? and if you dont have a problem with that, you have a very serious problem, indeed.
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Can someone explain this to me please, because I don't even know what fucking point the author of this gem is trying to make.
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I believe she is trying to explain how "sex" should not just be the act of male to female vaginal intercourse, and to solely define "sex" as that inherently oppresses women. In other words that "sex" should include all forms of sexual expression be it toy based, oral, group masturbation, and so forth.

It is a bit confusing because they are trying to narrate both sides of the argument.
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Oh. Makes sense.

Well actually it doesn't make the slightest bit of sense, but you know. At least I see the point now.
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You think that's weird? Go to the site and search "Radfem Hub" in the "boards" area.
 
Yopaz

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The video was pretty funny in the start, but things got a little over the top and I've heard it all before. Fundamentalist Christians judging Atheists saying they think all Christians are alike... Knowing that the statements in the video have actually been intended to be serious at some point makes this more frightening than funny.
 
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