I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse-lasagne!

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Yopaz

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Deadlock Radium said:
I feel this is unappropriate:
Best joke so far in this thread. Well played, well played.

OT: I don't have a problem with eating horse, but when I buy beef I expect beef. However I doubt this would have been as big if they had actually used pork, chicken or lamb.
 

Calibanbutcher

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Me55enger said:
The doctor told me I should watch what I eat. So I booked tickets to the Grand National.
You win this thread, although there has been a lot of horsing around and we should all get of our high horses and stop beating this dead horse, this jokes has been ridden into the ground already.
 

Zantos

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Crenelate said:
The problem is the media have been focusing too much on the "horse meat being taboo" bit and not on the "we have no idea where this meat came from or how it got into the system" bit.
This all the way. I, and no one I know, have been particularly bothered about the fact that it's horse. There's no quality control there, it could have been on any sort of medicine, had any sort of disease. The most suitable analogy I can think of is between buying a burger to eat or finding one at the side of the road. They might be pretty much identical, but you wouldn't just pick up and eat found burger because you don't know who had it, where it's been or why it was left there.

Naturally I blame the French. If we named meat after what it came from there'd be no problem. But then the French came over with their boeuf and porc, and now we have beef and pork, which look and sound nothing like cow and pig. It's all the fault of the French.

Luckily I dodged the bullet, I checked the date on the lasagnes in my freezer. And they're off!
 

MeChaNiZ3D

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As with most posters of this thread, I'm not against horse meat being eaten. But the horse meat in this case is unexpected horse meat that could have come from anywhere. As far as I'm concerned, any meat with an unknown source is a cause for concern. And naturally, false advertising is a terrible thing to do and I would think it reasonable for some kind of legal action to take place.
 

AnarchistFish

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BeeGeenie said:
Frankly, I wish the English speaking world would just hurry up and get over its horsemeat = bad taboo. Although mislabeling your product is still a scummy thing to do.
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It's things like this that drive me away from my English background and towards my French one. People in this country are just so silly. They don't worry that cancerous chemicals could have been used in those meats, it's just that it's from a horse that freaks people out.

It's amazing how much more you find in French supermarkets that you never would in English ones.
 

EscapeGoat_v1legacy

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For me, the whole horse meat thing doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's all just meat, and I've always been one for trying as many different meats as possible. The whole taboo on eating horse meat here is, in my opinion, stupid. No, what actually bothers me is the mislabeling - if you have horse meat in your meals, bloody say so.
 

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Baron von Blitztank said:
I wonder if there would have been as much of a shitstorm if it wasn't horsemeat but something like, say, Pork or Lamb.
Did you see the shitstorm over when they supplied halal beef (I think it was beef anyway) to prisons, and it actually turned out to have pork in it. I do think the mislabeling does have something to do with it.

OT: yes the British have a differant relationship with horses than, say, the French, because we've historically used horses more closely with us than them, however, I do think the outrage is justified, because, beyond anything else, this is just false advertising.
 

PureChaos

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Is it the fact it's horse meat that everyone's complaining about or just the fact it's labelled as beef? If they labelled it horse meat lasagne, would people shut up about it? I actually wouldn't mind trying it
 

Zipa

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PureChaos said:
Is it the fact it's horse meat that everyone's complaining about or just the fact it's labelled as beef? If they labelled it horse meat lasagne, would people shut up about it? I actually wouldn't mind trying it
I think personally the bigger problem is there is obviously some dodgy companies with shady business practices going on in the food supply chain, the company I work for which has nothing to do with food or anything as serious (Its a plumbing and heating merchant) can track any and every item we sell back to the original supplier almost instantly. (The most it would take is a minute or two ) We need to do this sometimes because we get quality or safety issues with items from time to time so we need to be able to deal with it and the supplier quickly.

These food companies claim they can't do that which frankly is just not good enough especially when they are supplying peoples food.
 

BlackStar42

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sky14kemea said:
Mmmmm, horse meat. Tasty tasty protein.

I did see a thing on TV about those lasagnes, actually! Some people sent in funny pictures to the One Show (I think it was the One Show, I wasn't paying full attention).

I once ate a Wild Boar burger, and that was pretty much the same as a beef burger, IMO. Those weird animal burgers seem popular at markets and stuff now, so it probably won't be long till we get a horse burger. =P
I've eaten wild boar burger too. I really liked it, it was like beef but juicier and tastier. Wonder where they get it from though, AFAIK we don't have any wild boar in Britain.
 

rodneyy

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the last things i have heard about this is they are thinking it is all mob related so maybe they got fed up of scaring people putting the horse in peoples beds and just decided to put it in our food instead it just took us a wile to notice
 

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Wait this is the horse meat story I had heard about? I thought that the meat was contaminated or something, not just switched out for a different kind of meat. I've had horse burgers before and thought it was delicious. The only problem I see here is false advertising, but beyond that it is kind of ridiculous.
 

anthony87

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I really can't stress how little of a fuck I give about this whole horsemeat thing. Meat is meat as far as I'm concerned.
 

Daveman

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Yes somebody needs to be sued, if they thinks somebody else was responsible they can sue them for damages too. Eventually the sue buck will stop with the person responsible.