I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

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ZombieLawngnome

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Imagine yourself taking a wonderful shower, getting all squeaky clean when its suddenly ruined by foul stench. Since your shower has been ruined by said odor, you cut it short. You go outside your bathroom feeling confident in the nude and thinking that the stench was just your neighbour in the apartment next door is just having another back-up in his toilet. You open your closet and put on [insert only one piece of clothing here], when out of no where a zombie breaks down your door. "ZOMG," your cry as you rush for your [insert any potential melee weapon found here] and beat its head in.

More zombies break in through your windows, and you rush outside with only your [insert previous mentioned piece of clothing here] on and your trusty [insert previous mentioned melee weapon here] and prepare your self for a zombie-smashing brawl!

Reply with your chosen piece of clothing and melee weapon ^-^

I picked my Fedora and my bass guitar.

Edit: I don't care if my dongle will be hanging out. I'll be lighter with just my hat and I could always use the dongle if the need *clears throat* rises xD
 

delet

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My black pajama pants and my fireplace poker.

The pants cover what they need to, are comfortable, don't require a belt for me to wear, and are badass on their own.

The fireplace poker is damned efficient and would last me a long time against the zombie apocalypse - or at least long enough for me to find more clothes/a better weapon.
 

TimeLord

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Trenchcoat and Sonic Screwdriver

Who needs a weapon when you can destroy Dalek empires with nothing but a Sonic Screwdriver
 

SPCF

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My awesome pajama pants and the only thing close enough to the shower, a golf club :)
 

Sir Kemper

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Track pants, and possibly my bricked Xbox 360, hell, might as well get some use out of it before the world ends, and I've got nothing better.


I was actually tempted to say just my Marine Core Cap, but I don't think anybody wants to see my pasty white ass running down the street from the undead.