I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Macgyvercas]

Bathrobe and Sword (yes I have a sword in my room).

Fuck yeah for bathrobes! Saving the world Arthur Dent style!

 

[Baldry]

A bow tie and a walking stick. It covers all I need.

 

[Vassago56]

Army pants and kick-ass combat knife

 

[The87Italians]

Banana Hammock and a mailbox. Make it a tiger striped banana hammock.

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

Birthday suite and a large stick, lets have some good old fashioned fun!

 

[PrototypeC]

My Ozzy/Elton John sunglasses and my rusty machete. Guess which one of those I don't acually own?

 

[Anah'ya]

My N7 hoody and frying pan.

Embarrassing, but worth it.

 

[rosemystica]

My long work shirt (it at least covers most of my ass, so...) and a wok. XD

 

[Tiny116]

Trenchcoat and Sonic Screwdriver

Who needs a weapon when you can destroy Dalek empires with nothing but a Sonic Screwdriver

But can said [sub]sonic[/sub] screwdriver bash in a skull?

OT: Thick leathers and a Machete (Followed closely by a lawnmower {Dead rising anyone?)

 

[martin's a madman]

Shorts and an Indian Long sword (I totally have one).

 

[Wilbot666]

My Mankini and my lawnmower. It worked for Lionel in Braindead. "Party's over!!!"

 

[The Eggplant]

My Dickies (honest-to-God work pants, from a summer stint doing construction for my uncle) and either a crowbar or my Sig P226 Elite, both of which are conveniently placed in the room next to my bathroom.

(Also my parkour handwraps if given the chance, because the idea of being able to do some freerunning while bashing rotten heads in is just too cool to pass up.)

 

[Ickorus]

Since I don't do anything fully dressed my suit and an axe.

 

[anthony87]

My robe and katana.

 

[open trap]

sweat pants and a big fucking ax i have somewhere

 

[Life_Is_A_Mess]

Jeans and a shovel.
IMA READYING MA SHOVEL!

 

[Chicago Ted]

Pfft...

I would have time to put on my suit, including tie and fedora, carefully choose which weapons out of my arsenal would be best for the situation, each one calls for something different, and probably even make myself a nice cup of coffee. Hell, might even have a chance to read the paper.

Why? I'm fucking Chicago Ted, that's why. Zombies RUN from ME.

 

[Disaster Button]

Black Trenchcoat and the power of happiness. Zombies can't fight off happiness, especially when I'm using it to fire unicorns at them and melt their faces with rainbows.