I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Gh0st1y_H]

My bright blue shower pants and my crowbar.

 

[silver wolf009]

Tuxedio and a scmitar.

 

[TheJoojo]

Shoes and a pair of drumsticks.

 

[Wintermoot]

a pair of boxer shorts with a smiley on them
my Crowbar/Fake Katana

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Briefs and A Machine Gun.

 

[Armanox15]

My "Special" shorts and my Tennis Rocket/Umbrella!

Briefs and A Machine Gun.

I don't see how the machine gun is a melee weapon

 

[Ashendarei]

Bathrobe and Baseball Bat

 

[Swarley]

Warning: NSFW Language.

Purple speedo and a belt.

 

[Insanum]

Motorcycle Leathers with Helmet, And i'd grab Either a cricket bat, or a Shovel.

 

[The Arc of Eden]

Boxers and My Guitar. Cuz bashing zombie brains out has a nice tone to it.

 

[PatrickXD]

I have showers later in the day so... I guess a bathrobe and um... a mirror? I can;t think of anything else capable of bashing someone... dangit! I'm screwed!

 

[kickyourass]

A pair of pants, and probably a hammer.

 

[ZombieLawngnome]

I'm not sure that everyone is comprehending the whole "ONE piece of clothing" and "any potential MELEE weapon". The point was that you would be partly naked fighting zombies to hilarious effects.

 

[swolf]

A Scottish (thanks to those who corrected me when it said "Irish") kilt (as that guy said in "The Hurt Locker": "If I'm going to die, I'm going to die comfortable." No, I'm not Scottish, I just think the kilt looks cool and comfortable.)...or board shorts and my machete (doesn't need to be reloaded).

 

[rowan-thats-me]

my muppets animal pyjama trousers and a blow up doll

 

[DarkHourPrince]

Miles Edgeworth cosplay costume and the OBJECTION! finger point.

 

[UberMore]

A smile and my fists

OT:

Camo shorts and a Jack Daniel's Bottle

 

[DeadMix]

Running away from the undead in my towel, and bashing the undead in the way with my mini-fridge.

 

[nick n stuff]

the biker leathers and the Jackson RR3. the RR3 is one point ass guitar so could do some damage and if not at least i would die looking like a Motley Crue tribute band member

Edit: sweatpants instead of the jacket...i don't want my dong flapping around when i'm running

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

A jedi robe and a morningstar.