I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Kajt]

Underwear and a battle axe. A big freakin' battle axe.

Hazard suit and crowbar.

Oh, hell yeah.

 

[Mr. Gency]

Banana suit and a baseball bat.

I have showers later in the day so... I guess a bathrobe and um... a mirror? I can;t think of anything else capable of bashing someone... dangit! I'm screwed!

 

[Callum Hamilton]

Blue jeans, black braces and bowtie, pick up a trilby if i have time. Take my trusty Hattori Hanzo.

 

[Freeze_L]

Dr. Who's trenchcoat and a Giant Dildo [http://theoatmeal.com/quiz/baboon_dildo]

 

[Spacelord]

I picked my Fedora and my bass guitar.

I don't like this game. You're not allowed to already win the thread with the first post!

Here goes nothing:
Star Wars underpants and road sign.

 

[Koeryn]

Either: Forest BDU pants OR: Blue jeans (heavy weight work pants, none of this pre-faded worn bullshit) 'cause I'm equally likely to wear either one.

But oh crap Zombie! I'll grab my trusty crowbar that's hanging off my bed. What's that you say? "You don't have a crowbar hanging off your bed! I mean, really who does that? What are you, some kind of freak?"

And to you, I say:

Spoiler: Crowie Jr. II, I would like you to meet disbelieving bitchtits.

Crowie was a birthday present from my theatre tech friends back in highschool. ^___^

 

[RobCoxxy]

Pinstripe suit and L4D's unlimited ammo pistols.

 

[mb16]

Gordon freeman's glasses and a crowbar (i has one)

 

[Captain Pirate]

Boxer shorts and a hammer. Simple!

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Jockstrap and a bottle of holly water. Hey, thier Zombies right? (If infected then my trusty Candian Hatchet)

 

[Mister Awesome]

realistic zombie costumes and hammer

 

[Ekonk]

A bedsheet - against the sun, multipurpose - aaaaaand, I dunno, most convenient weapon here would be a crowbar.

 

[Skarvig]

My Boxer shorts and Full Metal Nunchucks.

 

[senorcromas]

A towel and my souvenir bat.

That's how we do it in New York, yo.

Do you see what you make me do?

 

[ShadowsofHope]

A Toga and a shovel. Ooh-Rah!

 

[ZombieLawngnome]

Fedora and guitar? Who the fuck cares what a moron Nerdboy who has not noticed that only the fattest, most desperate nerd girls even pretend that combination makes you cool thinks? Jenny McCarthy may be a retard, but she knows what hot girls like. As she said, "The guys that wear hats like that allways think it makes them mysterious, and it never does." A Guitar? The Guitar Hero controller is not an "axe" you fucking ponce. You probably learned all you know about being "cool" from your halo and wow online friends. Despite what you may fantasize, I am pretty sure a fat geek will not be able to fight off a Zombie anymore than he can fight off a titty twister from that mean kid at school.

Its just a game. Lighten up

 

[firemark]

Track pants and a baseball bat, not one of those wooden ones. I have an old aluminum one! That would make a *ting sound when hitting someone over the head!

 

[Grayjack]

A pair of jeans and my trusty wooden sword.