I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[signingupforgames]

jeans and bow.(The bow i have is made of metal. Good for firing range and a great slash weapon.)

 

[Nuke_em_05]

Bathrobe and 4D Maglite

 

[Hawgh]

My running shorts and the rusty chain I have lying around.

 

[G.F- Phergan]

Knee-high black leather boots and a bright yellow 16 inch hard rubber dildo.
Running around yelling "SCHEISSE!", and bashing some half-rotten faces in!

Edit: Fuck. Not to indicate that I am in posession of these items at home. :b Otherwise, I'd go with a pair of good shoes, and my really fucking big machete.

 

[No-Superman10]

Camo pattern cargo pants and a herb slicer.
But not just any old herb slicer, it's a particularly shaped one that fits rather neatly into my hand, forming an impromptu bladed knuckle duster.

 

[HassEsser]

Hazard suit and crowbar.

This x10000

 

[Dfskelleton]

An H.E.V. suit and a maul.

 

[Skeleton Jelly]

Imagine yourself taking a wonderful shower, getting all squeaky clean when its suddenly ruined by foul stench. Since your shower has been ruined by said odor, you cut it short. You go outside your bathroom feeling confident in the nude and thinking that the stench was just your neighbour in the apartment next door is just having another back-up in his toilet. You open your closet and put on [insert only one piece of clothing here], when out of no where a zombie breaks down your door. "ZOMG," your cry as you rush for your [insert any potential melee weapon found here] and beat its head in.

More zombies break in through your windows, and you rush outside with only your [insert previous mentioned piece of clothing here] on and your trusty [insert previous mentioned melee weapon here] and prepare your self for a zombie-smashing brawl!

Reply with your chosen piece of clothing and melee weapon ^-^

I picked my Fedora and my bass guitar.

Edit: I don't care if my dongle will be hanging out. I'll be lighter with just my hat and I could always use the dongle if the need *clears throat* rises xD

Fedora and Bass?

Hipster.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Pants. Just Pants. I'm boring like that. Also my electric guitar. Good to finally get some use out of the thing...

Nipple pasties and a frying pan.

And now that image is burned into my memory. Thank you. ><

CAN. NOT. UNSEE.

Spoiler

Don't even ask about the horse mask.

 

[superbatranger]

Gym shorts and a rusty machete. If the blow doesn't kill them, the tetanus will.

 

[Arcanite Ripper]

Definitely A sports coat and camera.

Maybe I'll finally get that photo-op achievement..

 

[Pm0n3y]

Simply Put, boxer briefs and my trusty metal bat, which I dubbed Magnum.

The Zombie Apocalypse shall be glorious (even though i'd only last about 1 minute).

 

[Jenkins]

Spartan II armor and hatchet.

 

[Sweetlew]

Pinstripe slacks and my quarterstaff.

 

[.Ricks.]

Dark Blue Torn up jeans and my trusty Bo Staff or my baseball bat.

 

[Draco Kaiser]

Jedi Robe and Lightsaber

 

[camokkid]

My rainbow toe socks and my special beating stick I carved when I was 12.

 

[HellRaid]

Plot armour and laser eyes.

 

[camokkid]

Hazard suit and crowbar.

Goddamn ninja!

Powered Vest and Pipe Wrench.

Are you supposed to be Adrian Shephard from Opposing Force?