I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[JackRyan64]

Mario boxer shorts and a nine-iron (A MAN CHOOSES!)

 

[Kuilui]

My Jeans and my shotgun. Even if I don't have time to load it I can still bash some heads in with it.

 

[Sprizmo]

Moo Moo and a White Russian

 

[Ithera]

Erm.... T-shirt and kitchen knife? Ohhh, this is gonna suck....

 

[Generator]

Tennis shoes and a baseball bat. I'll need shoes if I'm gonna be walking around outside, and a baseball is the most effective zombie-fighting blunt object that I can think of that's in my house, so those should do.

 

[Eggsnham]

That's a difficult choice, the clothing I mean. I don't exactly have a very attractive chest/torso, and I wouldn't want to look bad while bashing zombie skulls, ladies may be watching! But I don't want my "dongle" floppin' around. That could be hazardous, one wrong grab n' tug (not in the good way) by a confused zombie, and I'd be in a world of pain.

Anyhoo, I choose jeans and my Flying V. That thing could probably crush a skull.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

If I'm going for a weapon in my house, it's my bow (never mind that it would take at least 1.5 minutes to set up). So melee weapons be damned! Although clothing wise, my skinny white ass would be clad in boxers or jeans, whichever I come by first (chafing may be unavoidable....)

 

[soren7550]

I'm sorry, but I can't stand the thought of my itty-bitty-boobies and va-jay-jay (a incredibly stupid way to put it I know) being exposed. So can I cheat and say a pair of panties and a hoodie? No right? (I know that none of this is ever likely going to happen but still.)

Screw it, I'm going with a big hoodie and a machete (there's one in my apartment somewhere for home defense. Fat lot of good it does me if I can't remember where it is huh?).

 

[ezeroast]

Headband and Cricket bat

 

[Deleric]

Badass longcoat, drill.

 

[I Max95]

jeans and a machete
i do own a machete

 

[Thelonesun]

I'd put on my robe and I'd take my cymbal stand.

Seriously, that thing is like a fucking javelin.

 

[Bob the zombie]

my black jeans and piece of rebar ( basically a metal stick)

 

[jobobob]

Tux and a Chicago typewriter.

 

[Ziadaine_v1legacy]

My Jujitsu Uniform Pants and my Spear that's hanging above my head on the wall as I type this.

 

[infested]

a cowboy hat and dixie cup

 

[dfcrackhead]

Since I have bad eyes, my clothing would have to be my glasses, as for a weapon Sword-chucks! cookie for the reference

 

[Egitor]

I would probably be putting on my shirt so...

Zombie apocalypse survivor shirt (FUN if I do get bitten, zombie with a survivor shirt teehee)
Hatchet, I'll go out an axe murderer!

 

[Ishadus]

My pirate hate and my katana. I would combine pirate and ninja into something truly horrifying to behold!