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Shock and Awe

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Sep 6, 2008
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Realistically: Boxer Shorts and a Police Baton.

Ideally: Boxer Shorts and Crowbar(it actually is a good melee weapon)

Fantastically: Running Shoes and a Sledgehammer!
 

Biosophilogical

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Jul 8, 2009
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The clothes I'd have on would probably be my briefs (assuming this is realistic), and my melee weapon would be ... *looks around* a little button-umbrella (About 2 feet+ long fully extended).

If I could choose, it would be some form of trackpants (no belt needed, comfy, and not so tight that I can't run in them) and my weapon would be a sword (not a big one, just a really sharp one that's easy to use (I've never used a real sword so a 'beginner's blade' would be nice))
 

chromewarriorXIII

The One with the Cake
Oct 17, 2008
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My paperish hazard suit and one of my wooden swords.

The suit is all in one piece so it covers my entire body and is really warm in case it's cold out. If I get hot, I can just unzip it a bit and tie the arms around my waist. The wooden sword is just convenient no matter what. It's light, and if I need to do some more effective bashing I can just hit them with the crossguard instead.
 

MagicMouse

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Dec 31, 2009
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Hiking boots and my replica Heron Mark sword.

The boots for running/kicking and the sword for....well swording.
 

Ossum

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Apr 19, 2009
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I'd have my Guinness hat and a tire iron. That way, if I need a beer people know what to give me, and if my escape vehicle gets a flat I can change the tire.
 

LightOfDarkness

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Mar 18, 2010
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Pair of pants and the toilet seat, followed by the towel racks and then trimming scissors. Then I will search for an axe or a sword.
 

CoverYourHead

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Dec 7, 2008
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Jeans and Frostmourne, because if I'm going to fight zombies I'm going to fight them with a goddamn zombie-making sword.
 

Double A

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Jul 29, 2009
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My pajama pants and my claymore.

That would be pretty hilarious actually... a fat guy in some old pajama pants running down the street cleaving zombie heads in half with a Scottish broadsword... too bad I couldn't grab my Aussie hat.
 

Billion Backs

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Running shoes and a crowbar.

Shoes because it's a ***** to run around without any, you'll wreck your feet if you're not used to and become a slow target for zombies.

Crowbar because it's probably better then any other weapon I have in my house. I've got a kickass bar stool leg, but crowbar's probably better.