I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Mr. McFuzzers]

My favortie grey hoodie and my wii-mote.

 

[Ironic Pirate]

Rule 3) Beware of Bathrooms.

I would grab my Feetie Pajamas and saber.

 

[DarkMessiah]

My Doc Martins and my crowbar.

 

[Magnalian]

Pants. Just Pants. I'm boring like that. Also my electric guitar. Good to finally get some use out of the thing...

Nipple pasties and a frying pan.

And now that image is burned into my memory. Thank you. ><

CAN. NOT. UNSEE.

 

[Socius]

My trusted Gadgi and a chainsaw.

Imagine, A tall naked man, killing Zombies with a chainsaw. The only piece of cloth he is wearing is a black, and soon crimson red hat.

 

[bulbasaur765]

Jeans and a machete

 

[Littlee300]

2 chips and Jack Black. I will be entertained and it be fun to see what he would see when i use him to hit a zombie.

 

[maninahat]

Hazard suit and crowbar.

It never occured to me that Gorden Freeman is naked throughout the beginning of Half Life 1 and 2 until he gets his Hazard suit. No wonder the Combine are trying to arrest him. It's for his own good, really.

I'll take my sunglasses and a dirty pint glass.

 

[Quaxar]

wide jogging trousers and a Claymore (<url=http://www.a2armory.com/images/claymores/claymore-silver-armoury.jpg>not the mine, the broadsword)
Would I be allowed to get on my war paint before leaving the house? Because I totally would.

 

[Jfswift]

Hazard suit and crowbar.

you really have a hazard suit in your room? XD XD

 

[Enemy Of The State]

Bandana and my sheath knife.

Let's Rambo.

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

well, my jacket is usually the first thing I put on after a shower(dont ask)
and I guess I would use my taibo stick as a weapon(as it is in my room near my jacket)
9 POUNDS OF BREAKDANCING NEKED FURY!!!!!

 

[Salakayin]

One piece of clothing and an improvised melee weapon after taking a shower, eh?

For clothing, it'd probably be slacks. For improvised melee weapon on the fly, it'd have to be the toilet seat lid. Because it just happens to be lying next to the toilet after a roommate broke it off ((No, I have no idea how it was broken off. Frankly, I don't want to know.)). So their breakage and the lack of them repairing it at least saves my life against the first zombie!

Although whether that'd get me much further as time progresses is up for debate, I'd at least hope to have more time to prepare/get clothed after dealing with the first zombie. Hopefully. I'd at least want to become zombie bait properly clothed.

 

[Arcanist]

Hazard suit and crowbar.

Goddamn ninja!

Powered Vest and Pipe Wrench.

 

[teh_n00b_root]

Hmmmmmm... my invisiblity cloak and a bendy straw... cus if i can kill the first zombie with a bendy straw im pretty sure i can take the rest ;D

 

[TOGSolid]

This hat:

And a hand axe.

 

[brodie21]

under-armour shorts and my machete (yes i have a machete, its awesome)

 

[Jark212]

Boxers and my baseball bat, if it breaks I'll use it to stab zombies in the head...

 

[supagama]

trench coat peice and pocket knife

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Shoes. I suppose.

Yeah. Just shoes,