I'm sorry. Did my Zombie Apocalypse! disturb your shower?

[Biffy Cakeo]

Flower print shorts and a very sturdy and heavy torch.

 

[Eisenfaust]

a straight jacket and an egg whisk... lets see those bastards take me on now!

 

[teisjm]

towel wrapepd around waist (cause thats what i'd be wearing if i was disturbed mid-shower, and eitehr a big kitchen knife or my bokken
Sadly i'm not awesome enough totrain with real swords yet, so i'll have to do with the wooden variant, which i have lying around in my apaprtmentwhich has been used as an actual weapon in feudal japan durring the period when only samurais were allowed to carry real swords around, It has quite some weigth to it, and could pommel someone to death as good as a metal pipe or sonething.

 

[Idiotastic]

lederhosen and my 15 watt AMP
-it's quite heavy for its size-

 

[Senial]

If I am only allowed to use things in my room I'd have to say... my lucky Spiderman underwear and a gamecube.

If we can use whatever we want it would be my lucky Spiderman underwear and Mjöllnir.

 

[Senial]

Naked, and a Metallic Baseball Bat. ^^

I'd REALLY suggest shoes. Seriously, who knows what you might step on, or in (zombie bladder anyone?).

I like to get my feet dirty.

Shattered glass, teeth, broken bones, hot concrete (REALLY hurts) and all kinds of other things can also be stepped on. Trust me on the hot concrete. Step on it once and you'll never want to step on it again.

My feet will be damned oogly, then. But at least when I kick zombies, I'll smash glass, teeth, bone chips, chunks of concrete, and all kinds of other things into their faces!

I like the way you think.

 

[Enigmers]

My pants, for both questions.

 

[Novania]

Shark Suit and an oxygen tank

 

[Vel Getica]

cammo shorts, and my shirasaiya mount katana

 

[Feste]

For the best combination of modesty and badassery, I've got a knee-length tie-dye labcoat, and for a melee weapon... I'd have to break a leg off of my desk chair. And yeah, shoes are important, but my goal would be clearing my house and then boarding the windows, not going out into the infestation without a lot more preparation.

 

[Dr Snakeman]

I'd likely be wearing a pair of my cotton boxer shorts (they're kind of like boxer briefs, but much looser).

For a melee weapon, I have a stick. It has been hardened by many years of swinging it about in my youth, and it is curved to a hook at the end. I like to think of it as my own pesonal Sly Cooper cane. It certainly resembles it.

So, yeah, I'd be bludgeoning zombies with that.

 

[tehweave]

My boxers and a bowling ball.

I'm not a thin guy, but the boxers make me look thinner (strangely) plus running around in your boxers is like an old gag in a movie, and if I can find anyone alive, I can use humor to make them feel better.

Plus, ITS A FUCKING BOWLING BALL. I have no issues raising it above my head and it could easily whack several hundred zombies before showing any kind of stress.

Plus, I feel as though I know how to fight so that I could kick and punch a few zombies without scratching or injuring myself.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

my running shorts (so I could haul ass is comfort) and my trusty metal demarini baseball bat

 

[DSK-]

Robe and wizard's hat.

 

[Emperor Platypus]

My Ushanka and.... my pair of ice skates, slicing and dicing baby, slicing and dicing.

 

[Cpu46]

My favorite cargo shorts and a shovel

 

[Epicator]

i wouldn't bother with clothes that way it will be much easier to beat them down with my weapon of choice, my schlong/johnson/member/cock-n-balls