I'm starting to hate the internet

[Erttheking]

I've said it before and I'll say it again. In many ways the internet is Humanity's ultimate achievement, in others it's its greatest fuck up.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Eh...I'm not getting tired with the entire internet culture.
Just the chorus of hyper-elitist, vindictive assclowns banging on about every little thing.

Yeah...I'm talking about the gaming community this year. Big surprise.
I've seen petty, but this year has set a new standard for mass-pettiness.

Retake Mass Effect 3...the Terraria console port...Bayonetta 2 on the WiiU.
And dozens of tiny things in between.

At some point, you just run out of hate. And it gets to the point where every topic rolls around the same ol' shit in a salad bowl.

Just need a break from this sort of stuff I guess.

 

[RaikuFA]

If a gaming site did that to you, good lord, I'd hate to see your reaction to 4chan, Vox Popoli or Free Republic.

But yes. Thanks to the internet, I now realize just how many people and demographics are working to see me dead or incarcerated, and it's made me pretty close to a shut-in.

I don't just want it destroyed, I want to do to it what Rome did to Carthage. Salt the ground and leave not two stones together.

I go on 4chan all the time. Mostly for a laugh or two. But the laughs have died down.

So where's the funny parts?

The white supremacist propaganda?

The "hurrdurr womena re stupid!" circle jerks?

The endless parade of "Hey f_ggots, my name is John and I hate every one of you?"

The almost as endless parade of "Hey atheists! If Evolution is real, then why ____"

The stick figure drawings cartoons of Donald Duck constantly raping and beating his nephews?

What's funny that I'm missing?

Bongo phone, 4chan mash, Team Rocket song being fucked up are some that come up in mt head.

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Without the internet there would be no silly cat pictures, and who could live in a world with out those? ;-)

 

[SecondPrize]

Do you people actually value the opinions of strangers on the internet higher than not at all?
It's not a problem what some random idiot thinks when you don't give a two tugs of a dead dog's cock what they think.

 

[MetalMagpie]

You hate the real world and the net.
THERE IS NO SAFE HAVEN FOR YOU NOW.
I recommend going to a dessert island, it'll take a lot less effort than destroying the internet that or tolerate everyone.

*pricks up ears*

Spoiler: Dessert island?

I'm in.

OT: Learn to ignore the crummy/annoying bits of the internet and you'll have more fun. Also, don't take other people's opinions too seriously.
(Above statements also apply to life in general.)

 

[chiggerwood]

But Etrian Odyssey 4 is ruining the game industry you cretin! Due simply to the fact of... um... anime, and... lolicon, and and um... homogenization and EA, and... androgynous people... Well remember hat game caused the crash in the eighties.. it was a *COUGH, MUMBLE, COUGH* that was put out, by... Satan.

But seriously though don't let shit get to you. The internet is full of stupid people, just ignore them and remember the following: One day they will die, and when they do they will shit themselves.