I'm unsure what this sexuality is... [No google results]

[Brutal Peanut]

YOU'RE A FREAKISH MONSTER!!! oh god... WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?! WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!

Oh yes, there'll be children alright.

You... you mean children born of a... a union between a man and a woman?

Oh my. That's... oh god no. NO!

Really?! I think....I think I'm going to be sick.

Out of curiosity, how many pictures of people puking rainbows do you have?

capcha: beg the question

heh

Hm. Let's just say,...probably far too many. Then again, if I don't have the one I think is right for the comment, I go to the handy-dandy interwebs for all my rainbow puke needs.So,.....

 

[DrgoFx]

Yep, it looks like it has happened.

We have now officially reached the point where people start forgetting there is such a thing as heterosexuality.

The conservatives were right!

I hate sleeping...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

 

[Navvan]

I hate sleeping...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

Do you ever project yourself onto the women while getting aroused by explicit media? If so how often in relation to projecting yourself onto the man.

 

[DrgoFx]

I hate sleeping...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

Do you ever project yourself onto the women while getting aroused by explicit media? If so how often in relation to projecting yourself onto the man.

Surprisingly, I can answer this question...It's evened out. I wasn't thinking about that for some reason. Yes, sometimes I project myself onto the woman. As someone before has responded with, if I got a sex change, I'd be looking for a guy even if right now I'm attracted to a woman. I don't remember this being heterosexual...

 

[wintercoat]

I hate sleeping...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

Do you ever project yourself onto the women while getting aroused by explicit media? If so how often in relation to projecting yourself onto the man.

Surprisingly, I can answer this question...It's evened out. I wasn't thinking about that for some reason. Yes, sometimes I project myself onto the woman. As someone before has responded with, if I got a sex change, I'd be looking for a guy even if right now I'm attracted to a woman. I don't remember this being heterosexual...

You my friend are a very interesting variety of heterosexuality. And yes, you are heterosexual, though instead of being attracted to the opposite sex as per the usual definition, you're attracted to being with the opposite sex, rather than the opposite sex itself.

 

[DrgoFx]

Yes yes, you're a precious, special and unique snowflake and there'll be much paying of attention and whatever... Now shush and let us deal with the topic of the thread:

Oh...My apologies.

Spoiler

 

[Charli]

*tilts head* Hmmm okay. Well just proves once again that dividing sexuality up into sections of people procures bad results. People are attracted to all kinds of little quirks within those subsections.

I'm sure if there is a name for it OP you don't need to know it that badly, you like what you like, enjoy.

 

[DrgoFx]

You my friend are a very interesting variety of heterosexuality. And yes, you are heterosexual, though instead of being attracted to the opposite sex as per the usual definition, you're attracted to being with the opposite sex, rather than the opposite sex itself.

This makes the most sense...I was wondering if it had a very special name to it, but yeah this sounds just about right. Thank you for that.

 

[Vilty]

i think the op is a hamster

 

[TheDrunkNinja]

In other words: I will not find a masturbating woman appealing, but the moment a guy gets involved I'm all for it. Two girls using dildos does nothing for me, but once a guy jumps in I'm all for it. Same with guys, not appealing until a girl is involved. Unless I'm missing something, Heterosexuality is the attraction to the opposite sex alone, but that's not what I'm attracted to.

You're probably seriously over-thinking this one. The girl I'm with doesn't find oral sex attractive by any means. She doesn't find the act disturbing, it's just that it does nothing for her.

I don't think there's a specific sexuality built around her for just having preferences and deal breakers.

EDIT: Almost forgot:

 

[ShindoL Shill]

Spoiler: Riiiight...

I'm just going to leave now.

And I'm still not sure if the OP is a troll, or hasn't heard of heterosexuality...

 

[Navvan]

I hate sleeping...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

Do you ever project yourself onto the women while getting aroused by explicit media? If so how often in relation to projecting yourself onto the man.

Surprisingly, I can answer this question...It's evened out. I wasn't thinking about that for some reason. Yes, sometimes I project myself onto the woman. As someone before has responded with, if I got a sex change, I'd be looking for a guy even if right now I'm attracted to a woman. I don't remember this being heterosexual...

Well it seems you are heterosexual in terms of straight up categorization of sexual preferance. However it appears you have some mild transgendered tendency as well. The two are separate things, but they do interact. Simply put you associate arousal with two opposite sex partners which likely developed because you relate to both "positions".

However I am not a psychologist or medical professional, but merely someone with an interest in human sexuality. So take what I say as an opinion rather than any sort of diagnosis/fact.

Also a quick clarification about what I mean by transgendered tendency. That does not mean you want to be the other gender, or anything commonly associated with transgenderism. It simply means that you identify with the opposite gender in an unorthodox fashion to some degree. To be transgender means you have a different gender identity than your traditional sex. To have a transgender tendency is to have a small aspect of that overall condition.

 

[7moreDead_v1legacy]

Why do you need labels

But meh if we must

In other words: I will not find a masturbating woman appealing, but the moment a guy gets involved I'm all for it. Two girls using dildos does nothing for me, but once a guy jumps in I'm all for it. Same with guys, not appealing until a girl is involved. Unless I'm missing something, Heterosexuality is the attraction to the opposite sex alone, but that's not what I'm attracted to.

For all sense of purpose that quote makes you out as 'Hetro' ¬.¬ Just because you do not find some form of erotica a turn on doesn't mean you're some new kind of label...If you were female you'd still be 'hetro' as you would dig men.

So, taking out the gender labeling of male/female from the above quote you're basically saying - You get off on two people of two opposite genders getting it on...

Which is basically the founding definition of 'hetro'...

No, it's not heterosexual. I'm not attracted to the opposite sex. I'm attracted to the interaction between opposite sex. If I was attracted to the opposite sex, I'd find a woman alone satisfying, but I don't.

So, er going off that - You're 'Asexual' but a shit one, as you have a craving for girl on boy action. =P

Either way I find this thread annoying and somewhat ridiculous*...

*I posted here despite these feelings due to a lack of anything better to do whilst waiting for the DH WC too start.

 

[Mau95]

This is the best thread ever. It's one of the funniest things I've ever encountered.

But seriously, you're probably just straight. Or heterosexual. One of those.

EDIT: bookmarked.

 

[Braedan]

I find it quite odd that we need to have a label for every sub sub sub sub genre of anything ever invented. Take Metal for example. Sure it's useful to differentiate between Metallica and Slayer. But when people tell you to die because it's not Death metal, it's Black metal, I tend to stop listening.

But more importantly, back on topic:

Spoiler

 

[pppppppppppppppppp]

Wait, so you're attracted to the idea of having sex with a woman and nothing else?

[HEADING=1]SEND HIM TO THE LAB IMMEDIATELY![/HEADING]

 

[Xanadu84]

If you are interested in having sex with a single girl, you are straight and have a specific taste in pornography. If you would only do a threesome or more, you are bi with a specific fetish.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I'm the opposite - girls only. Any time a guy gets involved, I'm turned off. The hottest thing in the world is a girl getting off by herself, followed by two girls together. I also like it when they're just standing there doing nothing. But any dude in the picture is just repellant.

 

[Gabanuka]

Yes yes, you're a precious, special and unique snowflake and there'll be much paying of attention and whatever... Now shush and let us deal with the topic of the thread:

Oh...My apologies.

Spoiler

Damnit man, High Res FRUIT