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Good news, your bank balance went up by 500,000%! Bad news, the cost of living went up by 100,000,000,000% and now your life savings can only buy you a bag of sweets.mikecoulter said:
go home, get a cup of tea, and then probably shoot myself from the grief of having no one I know alive anymore.
but if this is an alternate universe where I'm not like am here, I would find my old house and live there again, or at least at the same address if it is not already taken. And if it is taken then I'll just ask guy(if there is no family or couple there) to move somewhere else, maybe a mansion or estate, because in 200 years the money me and my parents have in the bank will be billions, then live there and tell my kids(if I have any at some point, being frozen probably is harsh on the guys) that I am from a far away time many hundreds of years ago. and then when they laugh I'll tell them the stories of how we did things in the school of yore and kick their ass at MW9.
but if this is an alternate universe where I'm not like am here, I would find my old house and live there again, or at least at the same address if it is not already taken. And if it is taken then I'll just ask guy(if there is no family or couple there) to move somewhere else, maybe a mansion or estate, because in 200 years the money me and my parents have in the bank will be billions, then live there and tell my kids(if I have any at some point, being frozen probably is harsh on the guys) that I am from a far away time many hundreds of years ago. and then when they laugh I'll tell them the stories of how we did things in the school of yore and kick their ass at MW9.
Hook up with a band of wacky space pirates, each with their own quirky personalities, and have space adventures!
I would say "No! You can go screw yourself! What the hell was the probing for? You replaced my lungs which is fantastic and all... but my ass is not the best way to get to my lungs! Seriously... you guys, you are d*cks... I am going home, screw this and screw you... NO! NO! I am not playing your stupid alien games... I bet I dont even have a house anymore either... you really screwed me over on this one you alien d-bags, if you had nuts I would kick them! And another thing...", all the way home.
But a crazy scientist invented time travel and needs a test subject! So I take my sack of money and delve back in time to December 2009, successfully, with my sack of cash. Result.More Fun To Compute said:Good news, your bank balance went up by 500,000%! Bad news, the cost of living went up by 100,000,000,000% and now your life savings can only buy you a bag of sweets.mikecoulter said:
See if my Escapist account was still active, I'd be interested to see if they'd replaced Movie Bob with a robot... or if they're artificially pumping out Zero Punctuations for Final Fantasy XXXIV
Ask if global warming was true, then ask if anything other than capitalism is ruling the world. If any of the answers are yes, I will reply with "Freeze me, baby!"
I would like to see the review of Final Fantasy XXX. Oh boy, the sex jokes we would hear...Azure-Supernova said:
You should of bought the sweets. Future money is worthless in 2009 but those sweets are priceless as in the right hands they could advance sweety science by 200 years.mikecoulter said:But a crazy scientist invented time travel and needs a test subject! So I take my sack of money and delve back in time to December 2009, successfully, with my sack of cash. Result.More Fun To Compute said:Good news, your bank balance went up by 500,000%! Bad news, the cost of living went up by 100,000,000,000% and now your life savings can only buy you a bag of sweets.mikecoulter said:
Why are the alien's upgrading your ass and then just freezing you? It seems like a waste to me.
OT: I would prob just try to live a normal life.
OT: I would prob just try to live a normal life.
Damn! I've been thwarted. =PMore Fun To Compute said:You should of bought the sweets. Future money is worthless in 2009 but those sweets are priceless as in the right hands they could advance sweety science by 200 years.mikecoulter said:But a crazy scientist invented time travel and needs a test subject! So I take my sack of money and delve back in time to December 2009, successfully, with my sack of cash. Result.More Fun To Compute said:Good news, your bank balance went up by 500,000%! Bad news, the cost of living went up by 100,000,000,000% and now your life savings can only buy you a bag of sweets.mikecoulter said:
