Imagine me this..

[TheNumber1Zero]

Get frozen for 791 years, then get a delivery job.
What? You didn't say I couldn't get frozen again.

 

[-Drifter-]

Well, it depends on what Earth is like when I get back. A lot can change over the course of 200 years.

 

[Kruxxor]

Imagine that you get kidnapped by an Alien. After a bit of probing and given lungs that can handle airs other then earth's, you get teleported to an alien planet, and frozen.

2209, a mining crew discovers you, and you get sent back to earth. What do you do then?

Me?

I would get a job, preferably one that gets you sent to the off worlds. Boo ya!

Go to the nearest game store to see if they have Mass Effect 2 and a 360 / PC to play it on.

 

[-Drifter-]

I'd start by finding and killing the aliens that probed me. Next, I'd steal their spaceship and go kidnap that sexy blue chick from Mass Effect and make babies with her. Then, I'd clone all the children and raise an army to take over the universe! Muwahahaha!

Murder, kidnapping, rape, and war. We'd better make sure this guy stays frozen.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

After having passed through the mandatory heart attack stage of being abducted, probed, frozen & being discovered 200 years later, I would find a Burger King. Afterward, I immediately go and find my grave site assuming that my family cared enough about me to have a funeral after the disappearance. I would then contemplate the screwed up mind fuck I had just been on and then stab myself in the neck with a number 2 pencil while throwing myself from a very tall tower.

Or you could just take prescribed mind-numbing medication and become a veritable potato in a mental home while in a permanent drugged state. If your gonna lose it you might as well enjoy it. But if you want to go and off yourself, at least make sure it gets caught on camera.

 

[lvl9000_woot]

I'd start by finding and killing the aliens that probed me. Next, I'd steal their spaceship and go kidnap that sexy blue chick from Mass Effect and make babies with her. Then, I'd clone all the children and raise an army to take over the universe! Muwahahaha!

Murder, kidnapping, rape, and war. We'd better make sure this guy stays frozen.

Hahaha. But why just me? There's tons of this going on right now.

Edit: And I'm not doing any of it. *sigh*

 

[-Drifter-]

I'd start by finding and killing the aliens that probed me. Next, I'd steal their spaceship and go kidnap that sexy blue chick from Mass Effect and make babies with her. Then, I'd clone all the children and raise an army to take over the universe! Muwahahaha!

Murder, kidnapping, rape, and war. We'd better make sure this guy stays frozen.

Hahaha. But why just me? There's tons of this going on right now.

Fair enough.

Edit: And I'm not doing any of it. *sigh*

Well, good.