Impossible dares...can you make one?

[MasterOfWorlds]

I dare you to lick the moon. The actual moon, not someone mooning you. >.>

 

[TehAudioSurfer]

I DOUBLE dare you to surf on a live torpedo while eating pizza and jamming to surfing bird as you're doing calculus, with no diving equipment and no calculator.

 

[HeySeansOnline]

It's on the left end of the visible light wave length ... hey, go walk in traffic ... it'll be fun.

Anyway I would dare someone to completely destroy a piece of matter, or to make that matter exist in two different points at the exact same time. And don't any of you jerks mention quantum mechanics, or else we're not friends anymore.

 

[Syrus Vikeruce]

Take a bullet for another human being.

HA, HA! XD

 

[kakaomasse]

i dare you to lick your elbow

 

[FolkLikePanda]

I dare you to lick your own elbow!

 

[FolkLikePanda]

i dare you to lick your elbow

OH GET STUFFED! =P

 

[kakaomasse]

i dare you to lick your elbow

OH GET STUFFED! =P

its still impossible :3

 

[ShatterPalm]

I dare you to create something so large and so heavy that god himself can't lift it.

 

[Casual Shinji]

I dare you to release Gran Turismo 5.

 

[psychowatcher]

I dare you to hold your breath for a day.

 

[Drakmeire]

I dare you to watch transformers 2 without sobbing or killing yourself. or watch the whole series "bleach" in one day.

 

[someguyfromhell666]

Been there, done that.

I dare you to make a black hole using only a pickle.

Been there, done that.

 

[rhyno435]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

That one's easy.

Who said the plane had to be in the air and moving?

Haha, touché. Although I'm pretty sure that's happened before, with the plane in the air and everything. I've read it somewhere.

 

[TheTim]

I dare you to tell the ugliest, fattest chick at your school that she is by far the hottest, without losing a straight face

 

[Lilani]

I dare you to hold your breath until you pass out with no help whatsoever. >

 

[Hashime]

I dare you to spray yourself in the scrotum with military grade pepper spray and not cry.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Rule 34 cannot be proven correct until porn exists of me, which there is none.