Impossible dares...can you make one?

[Anarchemitis]

I dare you to say something negative about Mr. Rogers.

He's dead.

BAM!

Now ask yourself if you've made anyone happy, or made yourself better by that answer.

 

[lambsheep]

I dare you to eat a cricket ball.

 

[Super Toast]

I dare you to out-cool Black Dynamite.

 

[KarumaK]

I dare you to teleport into the sun with a nuclear bomb and use the resulting explosion to escape it's gravitational pull and leave our galaxy find alien life in another galaxy learn the language crossbreed super-babies and return to earth to usher in universal peace.

You are not allowed to die and/or (kill/communicate with) ANYONE in the process of all of this.

 

[joshuaayt]

I dare you to prove that there is more meaning to the universe than the Strong Nuclear, Weak Nuclear, Electromagnetic and Gravitational forces that comprise it.

Or, I dare you to do X, whilst not doing X.

 

[YouCallMeNighthawk]

I dare you to clone yourself in 0.1 seconds.

 

[Nikolaz72]

I dare you to follow the post stated above.

 

[De Ronneman]

I dare you to sneeze and keep your eyes open.

Tadaaa!!!


Ah well, I dare you to throw 7 with a six-sided non-cheating die.

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I dare you to go fuck yourself. See? You can't do it! I are win!

Actually. I can... Its just uncomfortable.

So you can insert your penis into your own ass?!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

I dare you to go fuck yourself. See? You can't do it! I are win!

Actually. I can... Its just uncomfortable.

So you can insert your penis into your own ass?!

I can indeed. You can't?

Fucking yourself in the ass? Gay.

 

[GrinningManiac]

No. 53 : Lunge Wildly at the Pope...just to see what would happen

 

[C95J]

Chuck Norris can do ALL of this stuff without fail.

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

I dare you to ride a unicorn with a vestigial leg into the city of Rlyeh to order Cthulhu pizzas that he can't pay for, all while blindfolded and with your legs tied together.

 

[DeASplode]

I dare you to enjoy COD4.

Now I dare you to not flame me.

 

[Inconspicuous Trenchcoat]

I dare you to transform into a grizzly bear.