Impossible dares...can you make one?

[Mr.Mattress]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

I dare you to get a sex change.

I dare you to start an abortion.

I dare you to learn necromancy.

I dare you to find the necronomicon.

I dare you to do all the achievements listed on Yatzee's review of "Duke Nukem Forever".

I dare you to free a criminally insane person.

I dare you to kill Jimmy Carter before he dies of naturally causes, while making it look like natural causes (NOTE: I don't hate Jimmy Carter).

I dare you to play a game of DnD offline.

 

[Kpt._Rob]

Think of a new color we haven't found yet.

I'm afraid Timmothy Leary already did that one. He called it Gendale. You're perfectly free to google it if you don't believe me.

Anyways, I would argue that the only genuinely impossible thing would be to make up something that was absolutely impossible. Of course you could think up challenges that were impossible within a closed system, but we only assert that they are absolutely impossible because it never occurs to most of us that there might non-causal areas of space.

 

[FortheLegion]

I dare you to RAAAAAGE!!!!!!!! without anger.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Shoot yourself in the face... twice.

 

[Matt-the-twat]

Track down the 'real' Santa Claus.

 

[JSkunk22]

I dare you to drink a tall glass of cologne.

 

[fletch_talon]

I dare you not to do this dare.
That works doesn't it?

 

[The Rookie Gamer]

Discuss PC vs Consoles with out arguing.

 

[The Austin]

Think of a new color we haven't found yet.

I'm afraid Timmothy Leary already did that one. He called it Gendale. You're perfectly free to google it if you don't believe me.

Anyways, I would argue that the only genuinely impossible thing would be to make up something that was absolutely impossible. Of course you could think up challenges that were impossible within a closed system, but we only assert that they are absolutely impossible because it never occurs to most of us that there might non-causal areas of space.

Well, according to the interwebz, it's either fake or a combination of green and red, so I've seen it before.

 

[Berethond]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

That one's easy.

Who said the plane had to be in the air and moving?

 

[Macphail]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

Easy. Do it while the plane's on the ground.

EDIT: Dammit, ninja'd.

 

[someguyfromhell666]

I dare you to eat a whole live bear in the woods in under 2 hours without restraining it or being torn to shreds.

 

[shadow741]

Count to infinity.

Let me try, 1, 2, 3, *Buzz Lightyear pops in and screams* "Infinity and beyond!" Yup he got it.
OT: I dare you to kill a kitten and not feel bad about it.
Edit:

Shoot yourself in the face... twice.

As many suicide attempt victims have learned it is possible to shoot yourself in the face and live, and possibly try again.

 

[VeX1le]

Count to infinity.

Let me try, 1, 2, 3, *Buzz Lightyear pops in and screams* "Infinity and beyond!" Yup he got it.
OT: I dare you to kill a kitten and not feel bad about it.

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html (Evil grin)

I dare you to fly without a plane.

 

[shadow741]

Count to infinity.

Let me try, 1, 2, 3, *Buzz Lightyear pops in and screams* "Infinity and beyond!" Yup he got it.
OT: I dare you to kill a kitten and not feel bad about it.

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html (Evil grin)

I dare you to fly without a plane.

Oh god, THAT game.

 

[Tsunimo]

I dare you to kill yourself and live to tell the tale.

Thats possible actually...

OT: I dare you to reach your hand into a mans ear, and find Narnia.

 

[Romidude]

Prove the existance of God.

 

[vento 231]

I dare you to think of a new color that has never been seen.

 

[smashmaniac64]

awesome right when i got onto this thread, row row fight the power came on ^_^

OT: i dare you to live vicariously through yourself =P

 

[Alon Shechter]

I dare you to give so much highfives your arm will disconnect from your body.
...Like a boss.