Impossible dares...can you make one?

[Ldude893]

I dare you to win the game/

 

[Dango]

Speak French... in Russian. (cookie for reference)

What an easy cookie! It's from the "Most interesting man in the world" ad for Dos Equis.

OT: I dare you to grow feet out of your nose.

 

[Berethond]

I dare you to fly without a plane.

Helicopter?

 

[Ham_authority95]

Try to imagine colors that our eyes cannot see.

I try this one alot.

It's one the reasons why I want to go to another universe...so I can see these impossibly beautiful colors.

 

[Klopy]

I dare you to win the game.

Without the help of Morpheus or Neo...

//EDIT Wow. Somehow I was ninja'd without noticing it a couple responses above me.

 

[Futureman]

I dare you to jump off a plane without a parachute and live.

I dare you to get a sex change.

I dare you to start an abortion.

I dare you to learn necromancy.

I dare you to find the necronomicon.

I dare you to do all the achievements listed on Yatzee's review of "Duke Nukem Forever".

I dare you to free a criminally insane person.

I dare you to kill Jimmy Carter before he dies of naturally causes, while making it look like natural causes (NOTE: I don't hate Jimmy Carter).

I dare you to play a game of DnD offline.

the airplane is parked on the gorund, sex change is pretty easy lol you can learn necromancy but that doesnt mean it will be effective i have necronomicon, that game doesnt exist but when it does im sure some one will find a way to get them all... he could have his coat snagged on a tree branch, theres many way to kill jimmy carter and about dnd... i just woudnt even attempt something like that! excuse my sexy grammer and spelling

 

[Futureman]

Prove the existance of God.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book one of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series), p 50

 

[Romidude]

Prove the existance of God.

Now it is such a bizarrely improbably coincidence that anything so mindbogglingly useful [the Babel fish] could have evolved by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as a final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED"
"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
-- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy (book one of the Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy series), p 50

I LOVE YOU FOREVER.

 

[fogelmir]

I dare you to play Bayonetta in front of your conservative Grandmother. (you have one)


I played Bayonetta at a bible study group. People left.

 

[helldragonX]

I dare you to lick your elbow.

 

[Nouw]

I dare you to eat a planet.

 

[Futureman]

Count to infinity.

Let me try, 1, 2, 3, *Buzz Lightyear pops in and screams* "Infinity and beyond!" Yup he got it.
OT: I dare you to kill a kitten and not feel bad about it.

http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html (Evil grin)

I dare you to fly without a plane.

Oh god, THAT game.

spaceship?

 

[Gaz6231]

Hitchhikers Quote

Weird, I just got finished reading the last book like an hour ago.

Anyways, in the spirit of the bandwagon;
I dare all of you to post in this thread without feeling that you have somehow wasted valuable seconds of you life which may have come in useful further along the line.

 

[Anarchemitis]

I dare you to say something negative about Mr. Rogers.

 

[Futureman]

i dare you to make an impossible dare... but sense i just did it woudnt that make it possible?

 

[Gaz6231]

Finally, a decent logic loop

 

[archaicmalevolence]

i dare you to dare me to dare you to dare me to dare you to dare me etc.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

I dare you to prove the existence/non-existence of god, *****.

 

[x434343]

I dare you to eat your own balls.