Impossible questions

[GHMonkey]

What happens when two object going light speed collide?

 

[Dart DeathClaw]

How I mine for fish?

 

[Supreme Unleaded]

One Question that will get you guys going is what happens when an Unstoppable Force colides with a Unmovable/Unbreakable Force. Disscus.

 

[Casual Shinji]

A sphincter says what?

 

[JoshGod]

Why do fools fall in love?

cause they're fools

What is a human life worth?

the price of a bullet

x+x=x.

If you solve that, you are awesome.

x+x=x

2x=x

x=0

sir, awsomeness please.

Who was phone?

mr phone

Can you drown in the fountain of eternal life?

no

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

0 or NA

The next sentence is wrong.
The last sentence is right?

that is the best one yet in my opinion simple but brilliant well done sir but its not really a question lol.

OT
what would jesus do?

EDIT:

One Question that will get you guys going is what happens when an Unstoppable Force colides with a Unmovable/Unbreakable Force. Disscus.

erm was that a dark night reference??
if not then its just an eternal push that goes nowhere until something joins one side.

 

[Rascarin]

"Why hasn't my Student Finance been processed yet?"

 

[bodyklok]

The next sentence is wrong.
The last sentence is right?

that is the best one yet in my opinion simple but brilliant well done sir but its not really a question lol.

I know, I had another question written out, but it was stupid so I just typed 'impossible questions' into Goolge and that was the first one which came up.

 

[God's Clown]

Why do fools fall in love?

Answer: Love is a foolish thing. So to be in love is to be a fool.

 

[God's Clown]

One Question that will get you guys going is what happens when an Unstoppable Force colides with a Unmovable/Unbreakable Force. Disscus.

Well one thing that will happen is whatever is in-between them will cease to exist. Another thing that will happen is probably an extremely large sonic boom. A third thing that will happen is both of the objects will most likely be completely destroyed upon contact.

 

[Spacelord]

So God is all-knowing, right?
He's also omnipotent, yes?

Then could God pose a question even he doesn't know the answer to?

[small](Please don't flame me.)[/small]

 

[3rd rung]

What happens when two object going light speed collide?

explain how you got them going the speed of light first then I will give you an answer

 

[Fraught]

Who farted in 2536 B.C on 15th October at 15:24:57 in China?
Also, how many people fart at that time?

 

[Trivun]

0.9 recurring (that is, nines going on forever after the decimal point) does not equal 1. This is impossible, because it's untrue. The to numbers are indeed equal. Yeah. So anyone who posted on that maths thread ages ago and disputed that, I'd like to see you prove your point to a Maths undergraduate. Hah. I bet you can't, can you?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

What do I have in my pocket?

 

[twistedmic]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a drive way?

Or, for a massive headache- In the Terminator movies is John Connor the first time (before he sends Kyle back in time)

 

[quiet_samurai]

What happens when two object going light speed collide?

explain how you got them going the speed of light first then I will give you an answer

And what those objects are.

OT: How much wood could a coodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Bassman_2]

What will happen after time ends?

 

[Trivun]

What do I have in my pocket?

Air. and space. That's the default state of what is in your pocket, anything else is irrelevant because no matter what, unless you're in a vaccuum, my answer is correct. And space is present even inside a vaccuum. So your question is no longer impossible

 

[thiosk]

What is the precise velocity and position of a particle?