Improbability Drive.

[Sassafrass]

I guess one of the more memorable ones was throwing a ping pong ball against the wall and having it bounce six or so times before landing in one of the other teams cups in beer pong. It just happened to come to mind. We had no idea how to score it.

First of all, that sounds awesome. Beer pong...

And secondly.

The uproar from the 'Forum Games and RP' threads when I changed an avatar.
It's just a picture, guys. And I'll change it for no-one.

Yeah, my life has been uneventful.

Pssh. You just don't care that you've hurt us. Insensitive lout.

I don't. And yes, I am insensitive.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

I once found a perfectly good Snickers bar on the floor in my old car. I did not recall purchasing one, and none of my friends admitted to buying it either. It was hot enough that day that it could not have been in my car for more than a few minutes without A/C and still be solid. Thus, it had not been there long.

I came to the conclusion that my old '96 Geo Prism spawned Snickers bars for my enjoyment.

I want a snickers spawning machine...

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Playing super smash brothers brawl, my friend was playing Link and I was playing Kirby. It went to sudden death and we both did smash attacks at the same time and KO'd each other. I won only because he was closer to the edge.

Oh, I could go on about MY brawl coincidences for YEARS, there's that many.
Once, I was playing handball at school, and I slogged the ball pretty hard. It rebounded off a second story brick wall, hit a fence and rebounded off a pole, landing directly in someone else's court, meaning that i didn't break any rules. He got out, pretty quickly

 

[Compatriot Block]

Some dumb-ass once tried to drop a quarter on my head from the second floor of my local mall. It landed directly in my side pocket, so I went over, bought a soda with it and waved to him.

You can buy a soda with a quarter nowadays?

I'm not American, but that's like 25 cents, right?

I meant using that quarter. I already had a few, probably should have mentioned it.

 

[Dott]

Possibly when I found out I've got a voice in my head!
That was odd.
Then I named it Ender, and I've used it to annoy the Witnisses of Jehova.
How?
I claimed aforementioned voice in my head was a god who communicated with the mortal world through me.

They've never returned!

 

[Mr. Grey]

But, something was in the way... 24 Black was already chosen by the ball two turns before, probability states I just did the most stupid thing you could do in this game.

In fact, statistics would say that if the table had landed on 24 Black the previous two times, then the best thing to do would be to bet on 24 Black as the table might have a bias towards that number.

Sorry, I misstated... What I meant was that two turns before I made my bet for it, it hit once. Which in roulette, that isn't a smart move to bet on that number during that time. It's actually something you want to avoid.

Actually it's stated that roulette is second only to the slot machine in favor of House Odds, meaning the house/casino will make more money off of you with the roulette than say the least in favor of House Odds that belongs to Blackjack. Blackjack you have a better chance of getting out with all of your money in your wallet than if you went to the roulette table and bet at all. And the fact it was a virtual/electronic roulette, that makes it no better than a slot machine.

People say casinos follow the laws of probability, that isn't the case at all from what I've seen. In fact when an area turns hot, you get frostbitten very quickly.

 

[iJosh]

While the electricity was out, me and my friends were playing a board game mad gab or something, during my turn to guess. I yelled out, "I GOT IT!" and the light bulb went on at that exact moment.

Then I got a cookie.

 

[tsb247]

I once found a perfectly good Snickers bar on the floor in my old car. I did not recall purchasing one, and none of my friends admitted to buying it either. It was hot enough that day that it could not have been in my car for more than a few minutes without A/C and still be solid. Thus, it had not been there long.

I came to the conclusion that my old '96 Geo Prism spawned Snickers bars for my enjoyment.

I want a snickers spawning machine...

Sadly, that old car died about two and a half years ago. My new car is not so generous.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Monday curse.

I get a ride home w/ my friend after school every day.

Except mondays.

Every.Recurring.Monday. Some random occurance has kept the ride home from happening. We think it is getting more powerful, as last week our school was canceled due to disease.

It went like this-

1st. No school
2nd. No school
3rd. I was sick
4th. He was sick
5th. Dentist Appointment
6th. He was sick
7th. School was cancelled.