In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[Subzerowings]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

Noooo! You ruined it!

Basically, if you ever invoke Candlejack's name on the internet, he runs by and kidnaps you before you can finish typing your post. Thus, it is always incompl

Right. So where's the joke?

On topic:
"The battery is dead."
"Wait. What do you mean "it's dead"?

 

[Baldry]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

okay who is this Candlejack guy and what is he doi

Candlejack has taken over!

Thread derai

ARRGH! stop talking about Candlejack you know what happe

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

True. Perhaps we should never talk about this agai

Umm, it doesn't work unless you actually SAY "Candlejack". How else would he kno

Simple. Because it is Candlejack.

...

OHSHI

GOD DAMN IT!!! Who here would be stupid enough to say Candlejack, everyone know what hap

 

[RheynbowDash]

WTF does "Go" mean?

Said by my best friend's wife, while playing Mute City on SSBB.

 

[ultimateownage]

Wow, this thread has been derailed so much.
Friend: [talking about those speeded up videos of flowers growing] "Do they really grow that fast?"
Also, Candlejack doesn't scare me! He's nothi

 

[Drop_D-Bombshell]

How many times have you disappeared already because of Candlejack and that stup

This is utter nonsense! As a russian scientist I conclude that there is no way some boogie monster will come up and snatch you, just by mentioning the words "candle Jack". I me

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

There was a girl in my year at school who was a regular font of questions like this:

"What did the Berlin Wall divide?"
"Does a pound coin weigh a pound?"

Also this Candlejack nonsense is silly and not particularly funny. See, Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. No one cares.

 

[feeback06]

"Why do you have a Japanese book? Do you plan on going to China?"

Said to me while I was in college.

 

[EHKOS]

My friend once asked, in a moment of confusion:
"Which way is left again?"
(He was twelve at the time.)
/quote]

Unfortunatly I forget many basic things for seconds. Which way is left, drew a blank for 1+1, couldn't spell apple once.

 

[zfactor]

GOD DAMN IT!!! Who here would be stupid enough to say Candlejack, everyone know what hap

Oh God, not you too! Candlejack will take us a

I don't know who Candlejack is, but its seems like he steals the ends of

 

[zfactor]

My friend once asked, in a moment of confusion:
"Which way is left again?"
(He was twelve at the time.)
you forgot this => [/quote]

Unfortunatly I forget many basic things for seconds. Which way is left, drew a blank for 1+1, couldn't spell apple once.

Including basic HTML code...

 

[Shawshanker]

By my best friend, "How does she look like a playboy bunny? She has rabbit ears! ... Oh."

 

[CommissarOridium]

"wouldn't it be fun if some one here was retarded?"

mixing up retired and retarded isn't a popular thing to do

 

[DonMartin]

"Heheey, what's he building in there?"

 

[sir.rutthed]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

Someone needs to brush up on their 90's cartoons. It's from Freakazoid, Candlejack was one of his vill

 

[Zero=Interrupt]

In a video; the late Sen. Murtha is standing next to the prototype of an enormous MRAP truck. He has just finished walking around and inside the thing, and says to the guy next to him:

"How many wheels does it have?"

 

[pendragon177]

My teacher once asked a student, "When was the war of 1812?" Two people couldn't answer the question while everyone else was laughing. Good times in Grade 7 history.

 

[quantum mechanic]

About me (I'm a girl) and my triplet brothers: "So, are you three identical twins...?"

 

[sir.rutthed]

GOD DAMN IT!!! Who here would be stupid enough to say Candlejack, everyone know what hap

Oh God, not you too! Candlejack will take us a

DAMNIT!!! The only way to stop it is to stop saying his name!! See? Candlejack didn't kidn