In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[DeepComet5581]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

Goddamnnit you see what happens when you talk about candlejack? Your stupid ass goes and gets kidna

Am I going to be the only one left on this forum?

 

[EqualNOpposite]

"Why haven't they translated 'How To Speak French' into FRENCH?"

 

[binvjoh]

"What is the last name of Anakin Skywalker?"

"I dunno"

 

[scorptatious]

My dad told me one time about this black kid that came up to him and asked:

"What color is your poop? My poop is black, is your poop white?"

 

[erto101]

In Biology class a girl asked "When do the apes which lives now evolve into humans?"

Stuff like that made me realize that just because my class mates considered me smart it wasn?t necessarily true

 

[UnmotivatedSlacker]

"Can't we just be happy with each other?"

Worse thing is, this was a serious question by the Dutch Prime Minister.

The scary threads in the basement...

Also OT:
"Why can't we all live in peace?"

Looks like got ourselves a couple of cynics here. I mean come on, are you really so negative that questions asking why we can't play nice are idiotic to you?

 

[Aerowaves]

While reading a (fold-up) map:

"Where's the 'You are Here!'?" That was me. I blame the Vegas heat >.>

 

[Zera_in_a_can]

In an Honors English class: "What's a binder check?"

 

[AceAngel]

Friend: "You don't move your whole body, you just move your head in rhythm."
Me: "Wait, how would that work?"

Subject? Sex...

 

[vanalla]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

:O He is immune to the candlejack! Tell us your secr

 

[wizzerd229]

My friend asked, "What are gold bars?"

 

[Erja_Perttu]

what is candlejack? and why do people keep stop typing mid sente

Candlejack is an antagonist from Freakazoid.
And they stop mid sentence because that's all the time they have to say...
BEFORE HE GETS EM'!!!

Another person with candlejack immunity!? What the hell is going on he

 

[ProtoChimp]

[HEADING=1]WHO THE FUCK IS CANDLE JACK?![/HEADING] See I said the whole sentence ha.

edit: Never mind. The post above me said it and I didn't noti

 

[Dr Snakeman]

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

Hey, I didn't mention him first. Don't worry I won't do it again, the whole "candle jack" thing is totally over-ra

How many times have you disappeared already because of Candlejack and that stup

Hey wait a minute, what's the big deal about Candlejack? I mean it doesn't seem ver

I just looked at the TV Tropes page on this Candlejack character, an I am now familiar with yet another meme from the ridiculous land of the int

Edit: Whew! That was a close one. I barely escaped. I just want to mention that I actually asked the question that this thread title is made of. I made a thread out of it. It was my first one, and I am ashamed and eternally haunted by my naivete.

Now, to make sure Candlejack didn't follow m

 

[deonte9109]

"Can I have all of intel you have the MiG-28?"

 

[rockera]

This thread is on half wheels at the moment. (derailing)
but someone ask me "are we aliens? but we don't have like 3 arms or 3 eyes!"...oh dear.
why did you guys start talking about candle jack?...hey he didn't get m

 

[necromanzer52]

Please stop talking about candlejack. It's getting really o


Hahahahahahaha. Puny eukaryotic beings. I, candlejack will kill you all!

 

[Dan E]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

:O He is immune to the candlejack! Tell us your secr

For I am Candlejac...k Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha now to get more rope...beware.