In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[Lexodus]

Christ, this thread has become completely derailed. So many people doing that dumb Candlejack thing in here, it's ridicu

 

[ejb626]

In English class we were talking about the life of J.D Salinger who was a soldier in World War 2, one of the first to enter a liberated concentration camp, and was Jewish as the time. One of the girls asked "Wasn't he Jewish? So wouldn't he have like been there?" (meaning as a prisoner in the camp) she seriously must've thought that Hitler somehow kidnapped every Jew on Earth.

 

[Thedutchjelle]

At work many of my colleagues are beyond redemption.

Girl: Who was the leader of the NSDAP?

Colleague 1"Man, you're so retarded, you were born in Chernobyl!'
Colleague 2 "Wut? Cherno-wut?"
1 : Chernobyl!
2: What the hell is that?
Me: It's a nuclear power station which exploded
2: Oh I don't know. I don't watch the news.

Also doesn't really count as a question, but one of my colleagues dropped this one
"Yeah and Hitler built the Berlin Wall ,heh, with his 'I am a berliner!'"
Normally I would think a person would be joking but he also drops gems like 'in the cold war war it was cold' so I don't think he was kidding.

I admit I have had a stupid question as well. I didn't know what a cradle was. Prevent me from getting a 100% score at a test, it was my only mistake (about ergonomics, 'what would you think is important for a cradle' or something. My answer was in capital letters 'What is a cradle?!' )

 

[wolf92]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

why don't we talk about candlejack? Because it's just not do-

 

[wolf92]

I saw Valkarie in theaters
As I left I heard a girl say
"I can't believe Hitler didn't die!"
My facepalm was so loud it could be heard in the next town

 

[wolf92]

In English class we were talking about the life of J.D Salinger who was a soldier in World War 2, one of the first to enter a liberated concentration camp, and was Jewish as the time. One of the girls asked "Wasn't he Jewish? So wouldn't he have like been there?" (meaning as a prisoner in the camp) she seriously must've thought that Hitler somehow kidnapped every Jew on Earth.

Thats scary stupid

 

[Professor James]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

Candlejack is a forced meme about a character from a cartoon who kidnaps kids who say his name the meme is when you type his name you're supposed to stop in mid sen


Like that

 

[helldragonX]

I never even heard of candlejack until this si

 

[jamradar]

Magnets, how do they work? >_>

 

[Olorune]

"Id 2+2=3 then how did Hitler lose?" I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck my friend was talking about when he said that. All I could say was, "I-...wait, what?!?"
Stopped mid-sentence like when CandleJack caught those kids sa

 

[sycoesis]

"Why don't we talk about Candlejack?"

ohh how i miss that show

on another note i don't think there's anything in the basement the paranoia of it however will cause you to kill your self then your corpse is in the basement

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Wow... SO many conversations, ALL with insane questions, yet not a ONE at the ready...

well, ok, this one, perhaps,

"Do we make the elephants out of rockets, or the rockets out of elephants?"

 

[squeekenator]

Nope. Still here. Still typing Candlejack. See? No problem.

Hmmm... I think I know what's going on! This Geo Da Sponge fellow is actually Candlejack, trying to trick people into thinking it's saf

 

[kikon9]

"How could that be poisonous?"

 

[Madara XIII]

"Snake, Can love ....Can Love Bloom on the Battlefield"?

Srsly WTF do you think Otacon!?

 

[Madara XIII]

I saw Valkarie in theaters
As I left I heard a girl say
"I can't believe Hitler didn't die!"
My facepalm was so loud it could be heard in the next town

HAHAAHAHAHAHA XD

OMG you made my day

 

[lacktheknack]

There was a girl in my year at school who was a regular font of questions like this:

"What did the Berlin Wall divide?"
"Does a pound coin weigh a pound?"

Also this Candlejack nonsense is silly and not particularly funny. See, Candlejack. Candlejack Candlejack Candlejack. No one cares.

No one cares? Clearly you're wrong as over TWO THIRDS of the posters have been kidnapped. Spoilsport.

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

Noooo! You ruined it!

Basically, if you ever invoke Candlejack's name on the internet, he runs by and kidnaps you before you can finish typing your post. Thus, it is always incompl

Right. So where's the joke?

It's not really as much a joke as something surreal that everyone keeps participating in. Think of the Monty Python.

Seriously, if you can read every single "Candlejack" post without smiling at the sheer number of them, you have no sou

 

[toastmaster2k8]

Hot chick I Know "who is the king of America?" Me "... Ayn Rand" H.C. " Ohhhh ok "

me "I hate Ayn Rand"

And she was in all seriousness and believed me... I still cant look at her the same.

(Cookie for the one who knows the reference)

 

[GiantRedButton]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "Iz dat enuff dakka?"
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

Well Candle Jack sorta snatched me as I was saying it. When I told him this he let me go. Now I just don't have to say his name, and it's all good. Wait, did I just say his na

Oh you poor fool, you should know by know that saying candlejack results in being kidna

If Candlejack is so efficient, how is it so many people get to come back and repl

Whats up with candlejack, prople always start explaining why you shouldn't write his name but never fini

 

[Del-Toro]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "Iz dat enuff dakka?"
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

Well Candle Jack sorta snatched me as I was saying it. When I told him this he let me go. Now I just don't have to say his name, and it's all good. Wait, did I just say his na

Oh you poor fool, you should know by know that saying candlejack results in being kidna

If Candlejack is so efficient, how is it so many people get to come back and repl

Now that is a very good question! I myself think that Candlejack is just letting people free beca

I disagree, I believe the accepted notion is that Candlejack is courteous enough press su