In all seriousness, what the flying f**k is the basement?!?

[AssassinJoe]

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

Hey, I didn't mention him first. Don't worry I won't do it again, the whole "candle jack" thing is totally over-ra

How many times have you disappeared already because of Candlejack and that stup

Hey wait a minute, what's the big deal about Candlejack? I mean it doesn't seem ver

 

[Canadian Briton]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "what is wrong about poverty?" She said that seriously, I still hold it against her.
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

 

[Elemorea]

My mate once said in all seriousness, 'Drink driving???.. I wouldn't do that if I was sober'

 

[lacktheknack]

Still don't understand the candlejack thing. But the dumbest thing I've heard was when i asked this girl who was in College prep classes how many months in a year there were she said," 7 duh!". My faith in humanity lowered a notch that day.

Noooo! You ruined it!

Basically, if you ever invoke Candlejack's name on the internet, he runs by and kidnaps you before you can finish typing your post. Thus, it is always incompl

 

[Creator002]

"Magnets! How do they work?"

I had to explain this to someone once.

OT: A girl in my (year 11) Psych class: Why would you die if your heart stopped beating?

 

[PrimoThePro]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "Iz dat enuff dakka?"
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

Well Candle Jack sorta snatched me as I was saying it. When I told him this he let me go. Now I just don't have to say his name, and it's all good. Wait, did I just say his na

 

[DaisukeVulgar]

"What are biscuit crumbs made out of?"

And from the same person.

"What is that bubbly bath stuff you put in the bath?"

 

[Metal Brother]

Girl: Is that a tattoo?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it real?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it yours?

 

[Canadian Briton]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "Iz dat enuff dakka?"
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

Well Candle Jack sorta snatched me as I was saying it. When I told him this he let me go. Now I just don't have to say his name, and it's all good. Wait, did I just say his na

Oh you poor fool, you should know by know that saying candlejack results in being kidna

 

[lacktheknack]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

True. Perhaps we should never talk about this agai

Umm, it doesn't work unless you actually SAY "Candlejack". How else would he kno

 

[KaosuHamoni]

While talking on the recent Spectrum shift in England's politics:

Girl 1: "So, do we, like, have two Presidents now?"
Girl 2: "No... we have a Prime Minister and a Deputy. America has a President."
Girl 1: "Oh... so, do we, like, own America?"

That sound? The collective facepalms of everyone that's just read that.

Girl: Is that a tattoo?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it real?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it yours?

The collective of those two posts just sent me into hysterics. xD

And the "Candlejack" meme really has gotten out o

 

[lacktheknack]

While talking on the recent Spectrum shift in England's politics:

Girl 1: "So, do we, like, have two Presidents now?"
Girl 2: "No... we have a Prime Minister and a Deputy. America has a President."
Girl 1: "Oh... so, do we, like, own America?"

That sound? The collective facepalms of everyone that's just read that.

Girl: Is that a tattoo?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it real?
Me: Yes.
Girl: Is it yours?

The collective of those two posts just sent me into hysterics. xD

And the "Candlejack" meme really has gotten out o

Candlejack single handedly derailed the thre

 

[gerbil234]

"Is it true that we'll all evolve when the sun explodes?"

 

[Plurralbles]

"a triangle has 4 sides right?"

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

"Juice is such a funny word. How did Jesus come up with it?"
Because, as we all know, language did not exist until 2,000 years ago.

Maaaan, The last time I even THOUGHT about CandleJack, he went and---

No, you don't put a "---" after saying candlejack, you don't have enough time before you get kidna

Oh ffs, you had to go and bring Candlejack to my thread, didn'

okay who is this Candlejack guy and what is he doi

Ive heard of this candle jack bloke and i have to say he doesnt sound very sca

 

[Canadian Briton]

(Women talking to each other) "I'm 6 months pregnant." "Wait... Shouldn't you have given birth by now?"

Who the fuck is Candle Ja

OT: "Iz dat enuff dakka?"
Sorry dude but you are doing it wrong, you get kidnapped after you say candle jack, not while you are sayi

Well Candle Jack sorta snatched me as I was saying it. When I told him this he let me go. Now I just don't have to say his name, and it's all good. Wait, did I just say his na

Oh you poor fool, you should know by know that saying candlejack results in being kidna

If Candlejack is so efficient, how is it so many people get to come back and repl

Now that is a very good question! I myself think that Candlejack is just letting people free beca