In Case Of.....

[Sassafrass]

Babble like an insane person.
WIBBLE MY FRIEND, WIBBLE!!!

In case of MEEP!

 

[Ren3004]

... punish everyone.

In case of Sesame Street...

 

[Sassafrass]

MEEP MEEP!!!
[sup]I'm stuck in a loop here.[/sup]

In case of being stuck in a pool.

 

[Ren3004]

... learn to swim.


In case of drowning...

 

[Sassafrass]

Take off the breeze blocks.

In case of breeze blocks tied to your ankles.

 

[Ren3004]

... die.


In case of your life flashing before your eyes...

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Pray to the sweet baby Jesus! Hallelujah!

In case of mutant babies...

 

[Ren3004]

... prepare to change mutant diapers.


in case of nukes...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Get a large umbrella
In case of face melting due to umbrella not providing protection...

 

[Ren3004]

... make a new one out of Mr. Potato Head accessories.


In case of not having a Mr. Potato Head around...

 

[hopeneverdies]

Grab a real potato and start sticking Mr. Potato Head accessories on it.

In case of popped airbags...

 

[Jedamethis]

Hope to god they're not funbags.

In case of

It wasn't very effective...

 

[Timotei]

Do it again.

In case of Mudkip raid.

 

[dalek sec]

Bring out a Ultrastar.

In case of Cthulhu waking up....

 

[s001911]

Summon the Flying Spaghetti Monster

In case they team up...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...prepare for destruction.

In case of ultimate destruction...

 

[Ren3004]

... survive because of an extremely improbable set of coincidences, then rebuild.


In case of reconstruction going wrong...

 

[Jedamethis]

Enjoy your new body!

In case of sarcasm...

 

[Ren3004]

... make sure you get it.

In case of not getting it...