In Case Of.....

Ren3004 · Nov 15, 2009

... wash your teeth.

In case of your toothpaste tasting bad...

therealsomeguy · Nov 15, 2009

...rinse your mouth out with soda

in case of only having sprite...

Ren3004 · Nov 15, 2009

... drink it.

In case of not having sprite...

therealsomeguy · Nov 15, 2009

...Drink own pee
In case of not being that desperate...

Lambi · Nov 16, 2009

...walk to the kitchen.

In case of having legs sawed off...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 16, 2009

...get a wheel chair.

In case of bleeding to death...

Lambi · Nov 16, 2009

...use bandages and be in anime, since there bandages heal everything.

In case of not being in anime...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 16, 2009

...die.

In case of going to Valhalla...

Timotei · Nov 16, 2009

Ask for hell instead.

In case of furry invasion...

Lambi · Nov 16, 2009

...kill them all.

In case of not being a murderer...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 16, 2009

...prepare to die.

In case of loli invasion...

therealsomeguy · Nov 16, 2009

...Run around in circles untill they go away
In case of getting dizzy...

Timotei · Nov 16, 2009

Stop running in circles.

In case of Hurricane Gustav...

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

... run.

in case of an army of ants...

Lambi · Nov 16, 2009

...send army of spiders.

In case of being afraid of spiders...

Ren3004 · Nov 16, 2009

... kill them with fire.

In case of being out of fire...

therealsomeguy · Nov 17, 2009

...Kill them with an army of people wearing boots
In case spiders become smart and build tanks...

deleted_scifidownbeat · Nov 17, 2009

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Timotei · Nov 17, 2009

Call in the Monty Python foot.

In case of Spanish Inquisition...

Colours · Nov 17, 2009

Form a Phalanyx.
In case 2012 really happens....

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