In Case Of.....

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...get into fetal position and sob.

In case of emergency rescue...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...shoot down the helicopter, it could be a trap set by the ghouls, zombies and mutants

In case of shooting down your only hope at rescue...

 

[Ren3004]

...get into fetal position and sob.


In case of finding out you are the Chosen One...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...embrace teh POWAH!

In case of you being the Chosen One only being the result of a typo and the Chosen One is actually SacredCougar...

 

[Ren3004]

... find him and kill him.


In case of him being invulnerable...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

...kick him for changing sv_cheats.

In case of you not being the admin...

 

[Ren3004]

... call the admin.


In case of the admin being unavailable...

 

[Lambi]

...hack.

In case of hacking resulting in a very deadly virus...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...curse your lack of foresight.

In case of cops coming into the house...

 

[orangebandguy]

Lose your wanted level.

In case of violent kitten attacks...

 

[Lambi]

...throw them a catnip.

In case of the kittens being robot kittens...

 

[orangebandguy]

Throw an EMP catnip.

In case of a bear wielding a machete covered in blood...

 

[Lambi]

...get an elephant to battle it.

In case of elephant losing...

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

..Load tranquilizer gun

In case of tranquilizers not working..

 

[Ren3004]

... get the RPG.


In case of getting confused and picking up a videogame...

 

[Lambi]

...play Final Fantasy VII.

In case of being an RPG hater...

 

[Ren3004]

... burn it.


In case of the bear not letting you play...

 

[therealsomeguy]

...Get the RPG again

In case of being out of explosives...

 

[Ren3004]

... poke it with a stick.


In case of the joke dying...

 

[Lambi]

...tell another one.

In case of having bad taste in mouth...