In Case Of.....

Kuchinawa212 · Nov 13, 2009

then stop the music

In case of cute little puppies that just want to be loved.

Azraellod · Nov 13, 2009

...kill. Kill. Kill!

In case of your keyboard breaking...

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 13, 2009

~~...give them to orphans. D'AWWWW!~~
...plug computer straight into spinal column.

In case of too much cute...

Azraellod · Nov 13, 2009

...do nothing. You can never have too much cute.

In case of convenient distractions...

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 13, 2009

...exploit them, so you can smack Azraellod in the back of the head.

In case of Azraellod getting pissed...

Azraellod · Nov 13, 2009

...there is nothing you can do.
[sup]Well, there is, but I'm not telling you my weaknesses.[/sup]

In case of an army of vampire sheep attacking...

Last of the Chinchillas · Nov 13, 2009

...call in a vampire hunter/sheperd.

In case of needing a private investigator for cheap...

Azraellod · Nov 13, 2009

...hire a budgie. It'll do about as much good as one of the cheap ones.

In case of being haunted...

Ren3004 · Nov 13, 2009

... call the Ghostbusters.

In case of the Ghostbusters being out of town...

Cargando · Nov 13, 2009

Make sure to pay the phone bill beforehand.

In case of crazy inner monologue...

Ren3004 · Nov 13, 2009

... tel- SHUT UP!

In case of having two voices inside your head...

Lambi · Nov 14, 2009

Hope they're good voices.

In case of two crazy voices inside your head...

Ren3004 · Nov 14, 2009

... ~~burn things.~~

In case of waking up, with no memory of the past hours, and seeing a burning building and a lighter in your hands...

Lambi · Nov 14, 2009

See if lighter works.

In case of lighter broken...

Sassafrass · Nov 14, 2009

Use lot's of matches.

In case of using too many matches.

Azraellod · Nov 14, 2009

...buy more so you don't run out.

In case of the stores being sold out of matches...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 14, 2009

...use a pair of sticks.

In case of sticks being wet...

Azraellod · Nov 14, 2009

...dry them by a fire.

In case of not having a fire already...

Troublesome Lagomorph · Nov 14, 2009

...heat them with the sun.

In case of it being night...

Lambi · Nov 14, 2009

...use a flashlight.

In case of batteries being dead...