In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...wave dangly bits at traffic, blame your actions on Tom Cruise.

In case of The Pope's Evil Twin Brother...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...continue to blame Tom Cruise and his witchcraft.

In case of Tom Cruise using his witchcraft against you...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...disguise self as L. Ron Hubbard, lay low.

In case of THE PLAGUE...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...be on lookout for big red postage stamps.

In case of being committed to an asylum, even though you're a time traveller from the future and need to save the world...

 

[dalek sec]

Use mind bleach.

In case of mutiny on Galactica.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...skip work, watch movies again, Bob.

[sub]This is a place for crazy people. I'm not crazy.[/sub]

...use Stargate to escape.

In case of extra arm growing out of your nostril...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...light them on fire. While they're still on you.

In case of starship breakdown...

 

[dalek sec]

Pull the red cord.

In case of jerks from the Pegasus boarding your ship...

 

[Insanum]

Abandon Ship!

In case of stupid...

 

[dalek sec]

Hit with books!

In case of deadly flood...

 

[Ren3004]

... hope there's a deadly volcano active to boil all the water.


In case of Sith invasion...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Find Chosen one

In case of ice cream shortage

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Buy more, or stick with cookies until there is Ice cream

In case of bitches...