In Case Of.....

[Jaywebbs]

Smack a hoe

In case of failing sky

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...buy an umbrella.

In case of fangirls...

 

[VargRaev]

Use excessive amounts of Napalm.

In case of pie

 

[Cargando]

Bake a cake.

In case of chickens...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...call Colonel Sanders.

In case of lepers...

 

[Sam G]

...Call Colonel Sanders.

In case of werewolf...

 

[BakaMick]

...throw the good sliverwear at him and hope he falls on his face as you hide in the now urine soaked cupboard.

In case of hell frezzing over...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...offer Satan a jacket.

In case of voices in your head telling you to set things on fire...

 

[BakaMick]

...obey them, they have never done me wrong yet.

In case of world peace...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...begin laughing, it won't last.

In case of Hippies...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...don't wait, incinerate!

In case of the apocalypse (Biblical not Nuclear)...

 

[Sam G]

Throw a shoe at one of the horsemen, then jack his ride and blow shit up.

In case of Lord British...

 

[Ren3004]

... speak with a cockney accent.


In case of not knowing what the previous user is talking about...

 

[Azraellod]

...Google it. If you still don't know, they are probably talking nonsense.

In case if a new supervirus...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Leave Earth

In case of fire

 

[Azraellod]

...Panic. [http://redvsblue.com/archive/?id=789]

In case of mad relatives...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...burn them with fire, continue to blame Tom Cruise.

In case of being brainwashed to kill the president...

 

[Ren3004]

... make sure you get him the first time, those bodyguards won't give you another chance.


In case of angry villagers with pitchforks...

 

[LockHeart]

... pin it on some other guy. Possibly Tom Cruise.

... lead them into Shrek's swamp, thus presenting a better target for them.

In case of electrocution...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...hold cold burrito in each hand. By the time you're done, they'll both be cooked and delicious.

[sub]And blame Tom Cruise.[/sub]

In case of being cornerd by an angry/horny gorilla...