In Case Of.....

[BakaMick]

...whip out the dvd collection

In case of broken internets...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Get better connection

In case of metapod...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Pray to god you raised it from a Caterpie

In case of Pokemon references

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Watch Digimon to get over it

In case of rip-off's...

 

[BakaMick]

...use a welding torch, glue just dosent cut it.

In case of anoying kids...

 

[Jaywebbs]

Become Celebate

In case of Spartans

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...apply Persians.

In case of Grigori Rasputin...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Bring corkscrews (check wikipedia for his disease)

In case of impotence...

 

[Captain Pancake]

Whip it out at every opportunity to compensate.

In case of RROD...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Buy a ps3

In case of flamewars...

 

[Sam G]

Write a song based on another song by Stevie Wonder about why flame wars are bad.

In case of Apple...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...punch Steve Jobs in the neck.

In case of accidentally drinking sulfuric acid...

 

[Sam G]

Eat loads of soap to neutralize it.

In case of Love Train...

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Call a crazy train and hope they hit

In case of Ozzy Osborne...

 

[Captain Pancake]

Don't buy wrath of the lich king?

In case of of [Prototype]...

 

[Jedamethis]

Play! Killing people is fun!

In case of fun overload...

 

[Captain Pancake]

Congratulate Jed on a fantastic forum game!

In case of a sycophant...

 

[Jedamethis]

Feed him lies...

In case of ego inflation
[sub]Thanks Cpt. Pancake! ^-^[/sub]

 

[The Rockerfly]

...Talk to Doctor House, he will lower it soon enough

In case of hallucinations...

 

[Captain Pancake]

Don't talk to the scarecrow.

In case of false accusations of murder...

[sub]s'all good, Jedamethis[/sub]