In Case Of.....

[Ren3004]

...turn their pepper spray against them.


In case of drunk mutant ninja fanboys on fire attacking you...

 

[Sam G]

Sing them their theme song:
Drunken mutant ninja fanboys,
Drunken mutant ninja fanboys,
Drunkards in a cos-play,
Fanboy power!

In case of elemental weaknesses...

 

[Ren3004]

...just punch the other guy in the face.


In case of bears...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...locate spontaneous toilet.

In case of eating a wolf whole...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...locate spontaneous toilet.

In case of deja vu...

 

[Sassafrass]

Proceed with caution.

In case of The Matrix.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...use belt.

In case of awkward silence...

 

[Sassafrass]

Scream like a maniac.

In case of sheer boredom.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Sing an amusing song to break the monotony

In case of being really tired...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...put a pickle in your pants.

In case of Isaac Asimov haunting you...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Y'Golonac! ("You fool! You have doomed us all!")

In case of possession by Lovecraftian abominations...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Run like hell!

In case of Creepy Child...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...call in exorcists. Or give her a cookie. Your call.

In case of being found out...

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

Hastur!

In case of spontaneous Eldritch Abomination summoning...