In Case Of.....

[Jedamethis]

Make a superhero duo with your own persona, Hammer-happy Man!

In case of evil villain secret base...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...don't forget to play with all the cool gadgets.

In case of depressing movies...

 

[Jedamethis]

Take pills. Lots of pills. Like the pills I'm on. Need pills. Go get pills....

In case of pills

 

[Jedamethis]

Bow down and worship

In case of God coming down to smite us...

 

[Sam G]

Travel to London to watch the Olympics.

In case of Vamp...

 

[Ren3004]

...find out which Vamp you're talking about (wiki has about 20 entries).


In case of the Internet being taken down...

 

[Jedamethis]

Despair, for all is lost.

In case of despair..

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...brace yourself for a lot of rage.

In case of Emo bands...

 

[Jedamethis]

Leave them alone, they'll kill themselves eventually.

In case of Sudden Death...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Have an extra life handy

In case of game over

 

[Ren3004]

...reload.

In case of killer clowns...

 

[itstimeforpie]

....Bring a hammer.

In case of the holy hand grenade...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...count to five.
[sub]Three, my lord.[/sub]
[sub]Right, three.[/sub]

In case of the Black Beast of AAAARRRGGGHHH...

 

[AvsJoe]

Argue about the pronunciation of that word and why he would write that.

In case of two 5 ounce sparrows carrying a 1 pound coconut...

 

[COR 2000]

It's physically impossible, man! I mean, it's a matter of proportions, how can a 5 ounce sparrow carry a 1 lb coconut anyways?

In case of flesh wounds....

 

[dalek sec]

Keep fighting!

In case of deadly outbreak....

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...rub face with pure alcohol. Kill those bacteria the manly way.

In case of Cheez-It stuck in your nose...