In Case Of.....

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...replace bladder with plasma cannon.

In case of failed attempts at cybernetically enhancing yourself...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...blame Communism.

In case of Communism taking the blame for all the world's ills...

 

[SimpleChimp]

Blame the Canadians.

Incase of a Canadian Uprising . . .

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...watch Canadian Bacon to learn how to fight them.

In case of Mounties with chainsaws...

 

[SimpleChimp]

You rat fink! How dare you ninja me.

. . . You give them a pic-a-nic basket

In case the Ranger is watching you like a hawk. . .

 

[EvilAlienOne]

You release a mouse for them to chase.

In case of smart canadians...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...outsmart them with velociraptors. They'll never see that coming.

In case of the Canadians totally seeing that coming...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...placate them with cake and pot.

In case of Moloch demanding fresh blood to maintain the appetite of his mechanical heart...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...drink cough medicine until you can taste colors.

In case of Morpheus staring at you...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...JESUS CHRIST IT'S AGENT SMITH GET IN THE CAR!

In case of car spontaneously exploding...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...act casual. Whistle, if you have to.

In case of being found out...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...shoot a LOLcat. So what if it has nothing to do with foreshadowing, it's still a service to mankind.

In case of being swarmed by carnivorous newts...