In Case Of.....

[Cargando]

Err, join the police! *Cough*

In case of a worrying crackling noise behind your computer moniter...

 

[ICantBelieveItGoesBoom]

Fire Extinguisher away!

In case of COOKEHS!. . .

 

[Sassafrass]

Spoiler: Call the Cookie Monster!

In case of Cookie Monster.

 

[Ren3004]

... burn down something in rage.


In case of ghosts...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...call the Ghostbusters or a Japanese girl with a exorsism camera.

In case of vengeful animals...

 

[Sam G]

Hide.

In case of child actors...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...What are DOing? Unbelievable. You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!

In case of rioting Nintendo fans...

 

[Ren3004]

... have a plumber jump on their heads.


In case of a plumber shortage...

 

[Sam G]

..Get Squenix'd the FUCK down.

In case of Tonberry...

 

[Sassafrass]

Call the Tonberry King.

In case of thread possibly going to Final Fantasy references.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...cast flare!

In case of really cheap references...

 

[Ren3004]

... get more expensive references.


In case of cheesy puns...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

...apply bacony puns and potatoey puns for a delicious mix.

In case of someone peeing on your rug...
[sub]It really tied the room together, man.[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...shove their nose in it.

In case of badly-behaved room mates...

 

[Ren3004]

... prank wars!


In case of chewing gum in your DVD drive...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...punch room mate in face and get a fork.

In case of flamewars...

 

[Ren3004]

... arm yourself with fire extinguishers.

In case of medical jokes...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Hope they were not surgery jokes on you

In case 156 posts away from hitting 1000 replies?

 

[Ren3004]

... keep posting.


In case of running out of ideas...

 

[Azraellod]

....think harder.

In case of needing to type eek, a monster when the e button is broken...